Kellen Green

It's like a security blanket. Or fat pants. You're glad they're there but you hope you don't have to use them -Dylan Bainter

[Kellen Green @kgreen94]

@cstribs Can’t forget these gems

[Kellen Green @kgreen94]

#NewProfilePic

[Kellen Green @kgreen94]

@MacGinnis84 Bad parenting

[Kellen Green @kgreen94]

@cstribs It’s a Ford Executioner

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I need more than a clue...

[Kellen Green @kgreen94]

@Lin_Manuel @ShaniaTwain @VAMNit @elijahwoodmusic you were in the same building! You lucky dog

[Kellen Green @kgreen94]

@wtzvirblis @jk_rowling Jim Dale. Without a shadow of a doubt. He's the reason I wore out the tapes and had to buy CDs

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

.@carterjwm is now the most retweeted tweet of all-time. That’s good for the nuggets, and $100k to @DTFA. Consider it done. #nuggsforcarter

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Stop what you're doing and unmute this

https://t.co/J8A6wzdCmr

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

RT if the refs have called a foul on you during the #NationalChampionship

[Kellen Green @kgreen94]

Congrats to my boy @Iam_J3 and @ZagMBB on a big game and their first trip to the #FinalFour

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Nate Robinson is out here dribbling underneath the defense. 😂

[ESPN @espn]

101: Points scored in Monday's Rose Bowl
89: Points scored by the Rams in LA this season

(h/t @ArashMarkazi)

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

This is everything.

https://t.co/SdxhwZPJHz

[GQ Magazine @GQMagazine]

Watch GQ's Man of the Year @VancityReynolds get roasted by his bitter twin brother Gordon https://t.co/TtkVDuk8oE

[Kellen Green @kgreen94]

@JeremyMJordan