Gregory Gourdeau

[Gregory Gourdeau @kgreg22]

@PanaGringo89 @NickJFreitas @micah_erfan Do process. You're retarded

[Today in History @TodayinHistory]

This may be the most articulate response I’ve ever heard to this question.

[Rambo Van Halen @RamboVanHalen]

Make Shit Work Again

People almost never come to our door after dark.

Because we live in a (what used to be) a quiet place, and random visitors after dark are almost unheard of.

So when the doorbell rang at 3:30am this morning I grabbed my shotgun.

I racked the pump and shouted for the person at the door to identify themselves. Turns out it was a lady cop.

Luckily the cops are used to armed homeowners around here. She shined a to flashlight identify herself, and I secured the gun and the dogs to see what she wanted.

Turns out two people were shot across the street in the park. She wanted to know if your security cameras captured any footage of the incident. So I checked the app, and no—there was no footage (because our cameras point the other direction).

And that was that.

But I couldn’t get back to sleep—mostly because of the adrenaline. But also because I couldn’t help but notice that things are getting worse around here.

This used to be a place where nothing happened.

And now things definitely do happen.

We used to live in LA. My wife and I did industry stuff. We had a good life as an urban childless couple, but then she got pregnant.

We thought about the daunting challenge of raising kids in LA, and opted to get out. So we found a place in the Mountain West where nothing ever happens.

It was a good place to raise kids. A place with good schools. A place where our children could wander the town by themselves.

But it’s not that place anymore. Since Covid the schools have gone to shit. And a few weeks ago my son was at the neighborhood park (by himself) when a gang member pulled a gun on a parent at the playground.

So early this morning I’m lying in bed, and I’m thinking about this. And I thought to myself, “We need to leave.”

But then I had another thought—a disturbing thought. I thought, “But there’s no place else to go.”

Because it’s almost everywhere now. Red State, Blue State, it doesn’t matter.

And if it’s not there yet it will be soon. And if you think you’re safe, you’re not.

Because this thing is coming for all of us.

***

My politics in five words:

I
Want
Shit
To
Work

That’s it.

I just want shit to work.

And I don’t really care how that happens.

I’m old enough to remember when shit did work. It never worked perfectly. But I don’t think shit has worked perfectly in the entire history of human endeavors. I mean, read the Bible—it’s all about shit not working perfectly.

But I grew up in a time when things ran fairly well—far better than they do now.

I’m not that old, but back in the day schools actually taught stuff. And there wasn’t choking bureaucracy in government and business and every other institution.

And we could TRUST those institutions—because they weren’t rife with corruption. And if minor corruption happened to be discovered it was A BIG FUCKING DEAL—because the media wasn’t bent, and they’d actually report on the corruption.

And things weren’t so expensive. A young person (me) could work a menial job afford a car and an apartment and still have money left over to take girls on dates. Because there was OPPORTUNITY for young people.

Now I could go on and on, but I’m starting to sound like an old man shouting at a cloud, so let me just say, trust me kids: SHIT USED TO WORK.

Spencer Pratt is about my age. He remembers when shit used to work.

He remembers when you could count on the fire department to not let a giant part of your city burn down with residents inside.

He remembers when you didn’t have to step over fentanyl zombies to take your kids to preschool.

He remembers when there wasn’t human shit on the streets.

He remembers when corrupt government officials were held accountable.

He remembers when we could go about our lives and not worry—because shit worked.

I can sum up Spencer Pratt’s campaign platform in four words: Make shit work again.

So can he win the LA mayoral race?

It depends on one question: Is it bad enough yet?

I think it is bad enough. It’s so bad that it can no longer be ignored. And I think most Angelenos feel the same way.

There’s a critical mass of people who remember when shit worked. They had no way to fix it. They couldn’t imagine a solution.

And then one guy stood up and said he could fix it.

Because none of these “intractable problems” are actually intractable. We know how to do this.

We know how to fix things.

We know how to Make. Shit. Work. Again.

What was lacking was The Will to do it. And Spencer Pratt has The Will.

No, I don’t live in LA anymore. But I’m pulling for Spencer. Because this election is so much larger than Los Angeles.

Because there’s no where else to run to.

Because we’ve got to make a stand. Somewhere. Anywhere.

So vote for Spencer. And if you can’t vote then make a small donation.

Because we have to make shit work again.

Because we don’t have a choice.

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Stephen A. Smith: "They did everything they could to prevent him from being the president. Trump ain't going after these people because of the election... [but] because they tried to get him to spend the rest of his life in f*cking prison."

[Gregory Gourdeau @kgreg22]

@REVWUTRUTH I had to watch again to catch this creature

[Gregory Gourdeau @kgreg22]

@ClownWorld Teeth are least of her concerns

[Fairfax GOP @FairfaxGOP]

Congressman Ben Cline (R-VA 6th) just laid it out plain as day:

"A party powerful enough to ram this down everyone's throat isn't the victim of unfairness. It's the cause of it."

That's exactly what Governor Abigail Spanberger and Virginia Democrats are doing right now. In 2019, Spanberger called gerrymandering "detrimental to our democracy." In 2020, 66% of Virginians voted to create a bipartisan redistricting commission — and it WORKED. Virginia's fair maps earned an "A" rating and produced a congressional delegation that actually reflects how Virginians vote.

Now Spanberger has thrown all that away. As Rep. Cline details, she dropped her "affordability" agenda the moment she was sworn in, rejoined the radical environmental scheme that raises electricity costs by $500 million a year, and is considering tax hikes on everything from income to gym memberships to dog walking.

And the gerrymandering? State Senate Majority Leader Scott Surovell (D-Fairfax) and House Speaker Don Scott pushed a 10-to-1 Democrat map through on party-line votes. Attorney General Jay Jones is fighting in court to keep it alive. Right here in Fairfax County, Congressmen James Walkinshaw, Suhas Subramanyam, and Don Beyer all stand to benefit from maps designed to make their seats permanently untouchable.

As Cline writes — they were dishonest about Biden's mental fitness, and now they want us to believe a 10-to-1 map promotes "fair elections." Don't buy it.

A Roanoke College poll shows 52% of Virginians OPPOSE this scheme — including 56% of independents.

📢 SHARE this article — your neighbors need to hear what Rep. Cline has to say

https://t.co/TR6rqqdvWr

[Gregory Gourdeau @kgreg22]

@Gandalfduhwhite @TheOfficerTatum Puss

[Gregory Gourdeau @kgreg22]

@rmnb Does JoeB own men's glasses?

[Gregory Gourdeau @kgreg22]

@FrankTheTank454 Greatest Caps goal ever!

[Gregory Gourdeau @kgreg22]

@HKYJersey

[Rare 🇺🇸 @RareImagery]

What did you do?

[Gregory Gourdeau @kgreg22]

@ACP_SURINDER_K @MrPitbull07 Must be an old story as the army hasn't worn the UCP pattern in a decade.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Cat of duty 4

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

Gym fails. 🫣

Be careful out there.

[Mimzy @Mimzy9090]

He didn’t use his turn signal! 🤘

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

The well handle had me rolling. 😂

[reverie keona @reveriekeona]

Cat has stopped working🤣🤣🤣

[Iris Seraphina  @iris_seraphina]

Kids + Baby Animals = 😂 🤣