We need a new QUARTERBACK in Illinois. Governor Pritzker-who eats like a bear but throws like a girl-just turned the ball over. Outplayed by the governor next door, our beloved CHICAGO BEARS are about to move to Indiana. This would have never happened when I was governor!
Just saw someone who i graduated highschool with have his second kid. Last night i drank 6 beers and played 2k till 12am and showed up to work 6 minuets late.
What a crazy season for the Colts so far…
Weeks 1-3: “Super Bowl!”
Week 4: “Fuck you AD”
Weeks 5-8: “We’re so BACK”
Week 9: “Oh no. DJ figured out?”
Week 10: “Sauce mf Gardner. MVP JT”
Weeks 12-14: “I want to die”
Week 15: “I want to die BUT GRANDPA PHIL”
Seasons over and no first round picks the next 2 years. I have no idea how the organization exercises these demons that continue to haunt them but the inevitable pain every year is becoming miserable @Colts