KellyAnne-tifa says PROTECT BLACK TRANS LIVES ✌🏻

I’m legendary newswoman Joan Callamezzo, newly single. "Why Would Anyone Do This?" - The Pawnee Journal | 📷 @bengabbephoto

[KellyAnne-tifa says PROTECT BLACK TRANS LIVES ✌🏻 @kguiod]

"Right, the chocolate now comes in a cone AND with a straw" -probably me here, to @stephenfry before the #Tonys

[KellyAnne-tifa says PROTECT BLACK TRANS LIVES ✌🏻 @kguiod]

There’s no confusion @jcrew, your business practices are super shady! Explain to me why your own return shipping label took 21 days to get from NY to NC, effectively cutting your 30-day return window to SEVEN DAYS so that you can claim error on my part & keep my money. Outrageous

[KellyAnne-tifa says PROTECT BLACK TRANS LIVES ✌🏻 @kguiod]

I can’t even get a real person on the phone through their phony help line. They’ve essentially stolen $80 from me. I’m done. Don’t use @lyft.

[KellyAnne-tifa says PROTECT BLACK TRANS LIVES ✌🏻 @kguiod]

Used to be an evangelist for @lyft but the love affair is over. One of their drivers falsely claimed damage to their vehicle during my ride and I have zero recourse to dispute the EIGHTY DOLLAR charge. I’ve asked them to check the driver’s security video, their bots ignore me

[KellyAnne-tifa says PROTECT BLACK TRANS LIVES ✌🏻 @kguiod]

I’ve been a loyal Pink customer and they just take the word of their lying driver. It’s wild. How do I prove I didn’t puke in his car if they won’t check his video and dismiss my objections after FOUR MINUTES of “extensive research into my case???”

[KellyAnne-tifa says PROTECT BLACK TRANS LIVES ✌🏻 @kguiod]

@robstrong It’s quite lovely, actually

[KellyAnne-tifa says PROTECT BLACK TRANS LIVES ✌🏻 @kguiod]

Thank you for coming to the launch of The Emergency Room Public Relations (ER PR) SORRY WE COULDN’T BE THERE IN PERSON WE’RE HANDLING A HOUSE SEAT FIRESWAMP AND A PLAYBILL CATASTROPHE SIMULTANEOUSLY

[Christina Cauterucci @c_cauterucci]

we are absolutely doomed

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Welp, time to wait for SCOTUS opinions again.

I'll just say again that a country waiting for nine unelected, unaccountable people imbued with lifetime power to tell them what rights exist is a stupid way to run a republic.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Maybe the craziest thing about this year's proposed budget for NYC is that they're planning to give $11.2 billion dollars to the police, but cut $1 billion from housing and $1 billion from education. They're literally taking money from our core needs and giving it to the cops.

[Vulture @vulture]

we saw you across the space-tavern and like your vibe and want to send you on a quest #TonyAwards2022

[Dr. CBS @drcbs_]

There is enough if we share (and share alike).

[Brent Toderian @BrentToderian]

“In Finland, the # of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.” https://t.co/EH3rer007r

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The Troubles.

[KellyAnne-tifa says PROTECT BLACK TRANS LIVES ✌🏻 @kguiod]

Enraged

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