Kh3dive 🏴‍☠️

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[Kh3dive 🏴‍☠️ @kh3dive]

how far does the rabbit hole go?

[Kh3dive 🏴‍☠️ @kh3dive]

@NewtN_05 you know what app everyone IS on...?

[Brown Panther @drilliebobby]

Nobody in the tortilla industry has the balls to make a corn tortilla the size of a flour tortilla

[Koookiiing🥳👍🏻🌞 @Koookiiing]

Calvin's dad represents a transitory period in the popular zeitgeist. He isn't the patriarch of the 1950s but he's not the goofball tard dad character of the 90s onward. Even when everyone disagrees with him (camping trip, for ex) there is a sense that he is in the right.

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

[on my death bed]
"Why didn't I just buy a normal bed?"

[Extra Combat @xtracombatphase]

I am not exaggerating when I say that this a more interesting magic card to me then anything in the Marvel set and it is not even close.

[David @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[Trick Forever @khiazmos]

I like Hunter Biden because he isn’t one of those guys that gets sober and then pretends being a degenerate isn’t insanely fun

[KHAL @NONOISE37748127]

Me: "These new magic cards suck, they are incredibly uncreative and lame, non of these cards have the sauce"

The perfectly designed Mole Man:

[Haala ⚢ @haalaphrodyke]

It's greatest strength was its commitment to the tone and character beats of the Raimi movies. The biggest weakness was the commitment to militaristic tech fetishism of the MCU. Something that's only gotten worse with the sequels

[THE MAYOR (gay as hell) @mdsnmchll]

Going through and dismantling my commander decks and realizing I’m actually evil

[son of nurhaci @aisingioron]

3 shots back to back upon arrival

[Ash Stabbath @ashstabbath]

Happy 69th birthday to the icon Siouxie Sioux

[Neet @neet_sol]

i have become unemployed

walker of public parks

[Art or Other Things @ArtorOtherThing]

The Arrival of the Plague — Frederick Simpson Coburn, 1909

[Eric Klug @klug_alters]

Farewell hand painted after an Arthur Rackham illustration for 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'.

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Just got exposed for my role in the coverup of a major scandal and had to resign in disgrace. My legacy and political future are completely tarnished. I’ll forever be remembered as a crook. Pineapple with cottage cheese and warm milk.

[brendan 🍉 @lakeshoredr1ve]

inshallah one day the righteous meijer empire will reconquer detroit from the heathen kroger barbarians

[Sassy Gay Tweets @village_wench]

Currently riding 21 stops on the train carrying a banana cream pie