Baba

Paisa bahut hai mere pass, sirf pyaar chahiye

[Baba @khairavbaba]

Jua kisika na hua #Aajkagyaan

[Baba @khairavbaba]

Jiss raste mein jaana nahi hai to uska address bhi Kyu poochna hai #Aajkagyaan

[Baba @khairavbaba]

Jitni hum chhod diya karte the paimano mein, aaj utni bhi nahi maikhano mein

[Baba @khairavbaba]

Wahi haddi, wahi khal hain, log puch the hain, kya haal hain #Aajkagyaan

[Baba @khairavbaba]

100 chuhe khaakhe billi Hajj ko chali #Aajkagyaan

[Baba @khairavbaba]

Aadmi kutta pal le, par galat fhami mat pale #Aajkagyaan

[Baba @khairavbaba]

Itne padhe likkhe hote to yahan hote? UB city mein office hota humara! #Aajkagyaan

[Baba @khairavbaba]

Zindagi jeene toh aap hi aaye hain, humne toh sirf jagah gheri hai. #aajkagyan

[Baba @khairavbaba]

Jab jago, thabhi saveraa #Aajkagyaan

[Baba @khairavbaba]

Ishq aur mushk chupaye nahi chupte #Aajkagyaan

[Baba @khairavbaba]

Sach bolo sukhi rho #Aajkigyaan.

[Baba @khairavbaba]

Dulhan wahi Jo piya Mann bhaye, maal becho Jo customer chahe! #shoespecialist #aajkagyan

[Baba @khairavbaba]

talli ko taalli mila kar kar dono haath #Aajkigyaan

[Baba @khairavbaba]

boodi ghoodi laal lagam #Aajkigyaan

[Baba @khairavbaba]

Kaala coat aur safed coat, inse bhagwaan jitna door rakhe utna achha !! #Aajkigyaan

[Baba @khairavbaba]

Pyaasa kuye k paas jayega ya kuya pyaasa k paas #Aajkigyaan

[Baba @khairavbaba]

Pyaar se kia to sex.. jabardasti kia to rape #Aajkagyan

[Baba @khairavbaba]

G**nd mein dumm nahi, hum kisi se kum nahi!

[Baba @khairavbaba]

Villian ka lamba hona zaruri nai hai, Gabbar bhi patthar pe khada hua the!
#BabaTweets #AajKaGyan

[Baba @khairavbaba]

Sar dard keliye saridon khaalo, surgery ki Kya jarurat hai.