khalid

▪️ MB;BS ABU Zaria ♦️The Arsenal

[khalid @khaleed_bashir]

😂😭

[Dantala @Docfrosh]

You finish abroad you come back Nigeria to come write MDCN exam, I go just assume say you no love yourself tbh, country wey people Dey run Comot you Dey come back, why na..?

[khalid @khaleed_bashir]

@IbnUmarJr @sp4rtan300 how bigger can the company get, it’s already at its peak

[khalid @khaleed_bashir]

we got him half price

[A☝🏻 @whualfie_]

We might be the first club to sell a player for 100m+ and still feel like we got fleeced…

[khalid @khaleed_bashir]

norms, people dey wey I no fit forgive

[Diary of a Female Surgery Resident @drhephzibah1]

Conso: What is the pathology of Crohn's disease.

Reg: Silence.

Conso: Tell me the AJCC staging if breast cancer.

Reg: Mumbles.

Conso: Tell me about Oesophageal cancer.

Reg: Silence. Emmmm.. it can occur in elderly males...

Conso: Are you married?

Reg: Yes, Sir

Conso: You should not be married. Call your wife.

Reg; *shaking*

Conso: *On the phone* Madam,your husband will not be coming home for the next one week.

Wife: *clearly upset* Ok, Sir
..............

Reg is now a Conso, who absolutely adores the Conso(Stockholm syndrome, i guess) and will never forget that moment.

Conso is now a Prof, who probably will never remember that moment.

[khalid @khaleed_bashir]

@munsplain Send

[khalid @khaleed_bashir]

@IbnUmarJr 😂bro the physics was against them, they should line the kids up and see

[khalid @khaleed_bashir]

@IbnUmarJr No they won’t win
But the moment they increase significantly, they become more spread out and their chances increase

Even in this video, I think the result may be different if they split the strong men rope into 2 just like they did for the kids and have 5 men side by side

[khalid @khaleed_bashir]

😂😂

[imerm_jr @imerm_jr]

Wata yar shekara 19 ce wai zata zane mun jiki in taga ina kula wata 🤣🤣🤣

[khalid @khaleed_bashir]

a good examiner can smell what you don’t 😂😂, the question is will they choose to ask what you know or what you don’t

[Soham @RxThoughts]

Medicine is a roller coaster. You memorize Cystic Fibrosis as a lung disease & the examiner asks about male infertility.

[khalid @khaleed_bashir]

walked the talk

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

🗣 "Fire! I'm on fire!" 🔥

Mikel Arteta brought the passion to his latest Arsenal press conference 💬

[☠︎︎ @bizzleecos]

I have tasted the genuine desire of a woman in love, therefore I can no longer chase women

[khalid @khaleed_bashir]

@IbnUmarJr double wahala if you marry 2🌚

[khalid @khaleed_bashir]

@munsplain 😭😭
Then burnley was playing us like it was a cup final, bruh you’re already relegated ffs

[khalid @khaleed_bashir]

doku started scoring bangers, haaland was giving assists 😂

[eberechi eze akgae @rosesgroove]

me watching arsenal during the run in

[khalid @khaleed_bashir]

@munsplain mid

[khalid @khaleed_bashir]

I really wonder how the arsenal players feel

[Heisenberg @aromeuloko00]

The day I knew football is cooked was when we piped City 5-1 last season, and the media and rival fans started dragging us instead of City. That shit still hilarious. 🤣

[khalid @khaleed_bashir]

ahead of the curve

[Dear LayoHomes @layoproperty]

I bought a container of milk for ₦6,500 at the supermarket last time but today I decided to get the sachet for ₦4,200 instead.

Poured it into the empty container and it filled it up completely.

That means I’ll stick to the sachet since it’s cheaper but gives the same quantity.

If you’ve been buying the milk container for ₦6,500, try the sachet milk for ₦4,200 and pour it into your container it’s the same quantity, just a better price 😉

[ABIMBOLA @_Abimberry]

Arteta isn’t aware some Arsenal fans have sold half of his team

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Testing this new feature 😂😂😂