mugiwara 🇮🇪 🇳🇬

@arsenal @lakers @barcelona/ 🇮🇪🇳🇬

[Billie @Billie_T]

Anyone who captained Haaland should be offered the chance to captain someone else because the haircut was something we simply couldn’t mitigate for

[From My Left @FromMyLeft]

BEFORE AND AFTER THE DRINKALONG!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[Lippy @LickshotLippy]

I'm not even a United fan and Youri Tielemans lack of athleticism and tenacity absolutely enraged me. While an actual Man U fam sat there and was ok with it smh #PunditsWithPassion

[Gunther @GuntherGrav]

I saw Paul George split his leg IN HALF
And still come back and avg 26 in the league

And your telling me you cant hit afters bc your FEET HURT?!

Born to hustle, not bred.

[. @APresserV2]

"IF CARRACK STARTED THE SEASON WE WOULD HAVE WON THE PL" LOOOOOOOOOOL

[🇳🇴 kimmoFC @kimmoFC]

"Playing against Arsenal is LONG, bro"

When watching Arsenal drag Coventry around last night, I remembered something Ola Aina said last year about how hard it is to play against us. Constant movement.

[🌻 @ONLYTANGS_]

tielemans tracking back

[Sash ~ @ltarsenal]

Spurs and United L's in the space of a few hours. Premier league is back baby

[oluok @oluok1]

Paul Scholes can’t make heaven for his Tonali takes

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

😡 "Shocking all over the park!"

🇧🇷 "Richarlison, disgusting again!"

Spurs are already driving Jamie O'Hara mad!

[PD @1_2spaces]

I think Scholes loves Tonali because his name sounds like toe nail

[lloyd @utdlloydie]

i’m crying man..commentators are laughing 😭

[Lippy @LickshotLippy]

Tielemans here and the way he got megsed but Belloumi for the freekick before the 2nd goal. This is why football fans other than United fans didn't understand why you've gone and got him

[Mr. Doorman Davis @AliquamScripto]

A SPURS N1GGA, THAT’S THAT SHIT I DON’T LIKE

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Hull City with an EXTREMELY RARE, possibly unprecedented Soccer Fetty Wapping in their first game back in the Premier league.

🗣️ IM LIKE HEY WHATS UP HULL-O

[𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒆 🌩 @Three_Cone]

First weekend watching the Premier league is Hull the 2017 Warriors

[barry @BackseatsmanLFC]

Can't blame United really. There was no precedent for them giving a former player the caretaker role, them impressing, then being given the permanent managerial job, and it backfiring. No one could have predicted this.