I'll check my @CharlesSchwab account in the morning to see if my paycheck has arrived
but it will be easy enough to switch to @mercury once Wyoming stamps the LLC formation documents
https://t.co/Y5CE3kZnsM
please @CapitalOne!
I am in a dangerous location
I need access to that 50 dollars now!
I have my password!
it's the same IP I always use!
it's the same device!
this is life and death!
this is a dangerous location!
I need that 50 dollars now @CapitalOne!
we are salafi
we just don't care
other than the prophets, the greatest people that ever lived are all in the past
they were the companions of Muhammad Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam
The only way you can fight IS is to organize a Caliphate @realDonaldTrump
HQ in Dallas
We will attack Texas and Oklahoma exclusively
Regardless of the will of your electorate
It is the end of your Republic
and we don't want to fight
These are the lands of Islam
we keep them
hi @realDonaldTrump
I was quoting Muhammad
do you know how far that gets read
I can whisper
is that what you would prefer?
at $15,000 a month my feelings are murderous
and I need a pardon
I am forbidden to reside in the lands of Christianity
it is enforced by Allah