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I be in destriets on bof coasts

[edgi-knee-grow @khalidm1994]

Direct Deposit: $1400

Me at Spencers the next morning: bring me your finest RAWR XD and a pale goth with extra barcodes

[FLANNEL @sameflannel]

in 2012 he rapped about doing this kind of shit and it sounded kinda crazy at the time. now look

[doug funnie @cryptoklotz]

-be me
-go to new dentist, since my old one retired
-new dentist: "you have three cavities"
-feel bad vibe, go get a second opinion
-"woooah - buddy, you have zero cavities. thank god you came to us. let's just do a cleaning"
-send wife to this savior second dentist
-"you have six cavities"
-wife bails on getting them filled, goes to a different dentist a year later
-"woooah gurl, you have zero cavities. thank god you didn't get them filled"

why is dentistry like this 😭

[Mark Fett @SrMark_Fett]

Women only ever approached me when I was happy in a relationship btw

[BIG MAINE 💍💍 @maineadelphia]

yes brother that woman with a lingerie photoshoot is going to be a great gf to you

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

blood cousin is frying me she said ‘i was in a dark place’ bitch you was in alabama? 😭

[Morgan @simplymorgn]

The promotion path for many jobs is:

- Become good at the work
- Stop doing the work
- Attend meetings about the work

[Seth Largo @SethLargo]

Stephen King famously had the guts to run this experiment. His alter-ego found a publisher and a small audience but would never have become wealthy.

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[xia @xiazfan]

my boyfriend is beating me so instead of calling for help i'm going to ask my cousin to nut on my face

[Topo @Topo_G]

Miles Teller was paid $8,000 for Whiplash

It's how indie films work bruh

[JustBreathe @stargazing90]

Everyone okay with that? They took money from every pay check ever had and spent it somewhere else..pissed yet?

[izzvaldo @thesamuraijaxon]

What Malcolm X said about the white liberal becomes clearer everyday

[Michael @TheMG3D]

Ya because they aren’t building them near wealthy neighborhoods

[Heidi N. Moore @moorehn]

something that's been driving me crazy is that the rise of Instagram Face has favored very angular, wolfish, sharp faces like Robbie's and completely pushed out rounded, adorable dumpling faces.

Britney Spears has a dumpling face. Her whole aura is "dumpling." She is cute and has a babyface (even now!) and looks like a milkmaid. She cannot be played by someone with an aggressive square jawline who could stomp down the runway at Paris Fashion Week. Where are the rounded women!!!

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

The younger generation commitment to finding ways to make money without working a job is so interesting

[Jack Slack @JackSlackMMA]

Boxing writers used to spend part of their time driving around the country finding farm hands with acromegaly and saying "son, I think you've got what it takes to lick that nasty ol' Jack Johnson"

[bears 🧸 @wydbear]

can we please bring back casting call? this should be a southern nobody’s big break

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

Ghosting a woman because she can’t afford her basic needs is self care.

[Sukuna @SukunaMbuzi]

Once you reach a certain financial level, the chances of finding a good woman become very slim. More often than not, you’ll encounter false positives, these are women who shape their personalities to be with you and enjoy the benefits that come with it.

[Mortal Keegster - Hatality @ThatTallGuy02]

The Needler having an ammo count on the back is probably the most succinct example that natural conveyance in mainstream gaming is essentially dead now