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[BET CARAT @BetCaratips]

Let me use this opportunity to shoot my shot.

I’m a masters degree holder in statistics, graduated with Distinction.
I’m married and blessed with a child, however things took a bad turn for me when I lost my means of livelihood.

As a result, I’ve not just having

[𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 @kusssman]

That 400k na lie , she reduce am 😂😂😂

[Rapido ◣ ◢ @rapidodraws]

"knock knock"

who's there?

alligator...

Lol alligator who?

ah this guy thinks I'm joking oh

[TREV @babyboy_trev]

my brain is programmed to make humor out of everything 😭

[ammarah @mssmartypantss]

these are the questions we should be asking.

[Bola Montana @thebolamontana]

Microwaves be like: here is your hot plate of cold rice

[Skyy ☆ @Babystar44_]

There is a particular order to which I know my phone number, If you say it any other way I won’t know it. 😂😂

[hunter* @y2khunter]

That damn squirrel

[CHIDINMA @cruisequeeeen]

Day 784903 without using SIN, COS and TAN.

[Natasha @natashamutiti]

A stool sample.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me lending myself money from my own savings

[KACHI 🎎 @Kachidey4you]

Isn't this too much for ₦33k?

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

buying perfume when you’ve never smelt it before is actually crazy

you don’t even know whether the person that recommended online it is a mad person

[𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 @kusssman]

Raymond Reddington is my favorite yapper.
Your mama fit dey d!e e go dey gist you about the fish wey e chop for Italy 2 years ago 😭.

[Warden of the East ⚔️ @ChampSantiago]

Druski the kind of funny that even the teachers laugh at, That other dude got the kind of humor that gets you sent to ISS

[🍷 Daddy Oyoyo @daddyoyoyoo]

there’d be signs

[Muhammad. @baphacongo]

Sun eat nasu gaba daya

[Abubakar Maikudi, MBA @Abkr_Maikudi]

Alaji Ana fama bansan peak sun canza can ba 😭😭

[Dirmax✨🌍 @JustDirmax]

😂😭

[A. Adamu Bello @a_belllo]

This what we make here in Nigeria. So proud of it! Pls RT my business ❤️ GDP must rise😁