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They have tear gassed President Barrack Obama' s sister Auma Obama in Nairobi CBD on Live CNN Interview with Larry Madowo.
William Ruto. Enough is enough.
#RejectFinanceBill2024
Re-tweet this till it reaches President William Ruto. As he says Pitisha Bill, let him see Jacob Juma's message for him.
#RejectFinanceBill2024#OccupyParliament
Nurses who do the donkey work in hospitals! Cleaning excreta et al?
You slash their salaries by more than half, while increasing budget of Faith Diplomacy?
Intern nurses are nurses, not students!
This callousness of Ms. Weta, Koskei and WsR inavuka mpaka
Where's Panyako!
If you own a medical clinic or a hospital,
— Your future is bright. Your dream house and car are coming sooner than you expected.
Take advantage of the mediocrity and ignorance of the masses and get rich.
• They are eating junk & drinking alcohol despite knowing that these are obesogenic and carcinogenic products.
• Obesity is rising but they think being obese is a sign of success. Encourage them to eat. An obese body is a sign of wealth and energy.
• Diabetes/Hypertension/Cancers are on the rise yet they don't learn. They think it is God or Germs or Genes that made them sick.
Stock enough medicines and sell them at triple the market price. They think that these drugs will prevent the bad foods from making them ill.
Put a very nice canteen near the reception room and stock sodas, juices, candies and energy drinks. They think these fructose corn syrup will make them healthy and energetic. But we know it is their liver that will suffer.
Make them slaves of your pharmacy and keep them on a monthly retainer. Send them a monthly SMS to remind them to refill their monthly dosage.
Even if you tell them to eat healthy and avoid bad foods, they will mock you and claim you are incompetent.
If you tell them to embrace exercise and fasting, they will criticize you and call you primitive and a quack who does not want them to enjoy life.
Advise them to buy a big Television where the system bombards them with commercial adverts of margarine, pasteurized milk, wheat, cornstarch meal, seed oils and alcohol.
Remind them fluoride is good for their teeth. This will ensure they come for dental check-ups monthly.
Tell them to follow Bill Gates' medical advice because he is the world's best health advisor.
Remind them that their Government cares about their health needs and has their best interests at heart.
Let them remain ignorant. Ignorance is a powerful weapon you can use to disarm them.
In fact, those with high academic accolades are the most foolish.
Drain them as much as possible.
Your future will bloom, their future is gloom.
But do you care? It is none of your business. You are in business.
#BetterTogether
Men should listen to Andrew Kibe and Amerix messages very carefully, they have a way of passing their information. Kibe hukaa joker with a lot of sarcasm but never ignore what he says. Director Trevor lost direction and he has been punished by Eve Mungai, very ruthlessly.
Dear Men
When you realise that she is dramatic and chaotic, just quite
The world is already tough and cruel towards men out here
Women should be a source of peace and stability
Don't entertain a chaotic woman, they'll drag you to depression and misery
#MasculinitySaturday
President Uhuru Kenyatta warned us but we never listened!
So don't complain that EPRA has increased Kerosene by Kes 33.13 to Kes 202.61/litre, Super by Kes 16.96 to Kes 211.64/litre and Diesel by Kes 21.32 to Kes 200.9/litre.
The fall of Crazy Kennar is immense and very predictable, he decided to do comedy with women over his fellow men who stood with him. Ona sasa sai kinamramba vilivyo 😐