johannesgirl berg

just doing stuff, really | full time yapper | Esthetician/ cosmetologist

[johannesgirl berg @khamios]

@ReaDaSoul 😭😭😭😭😭😭 you guys are so funny man

[johannesgirl berg @khamios]

WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[FKA MASH @RealFkaMash]

@ReaDaSoul Damn, nna i thought ke Matumane💔💔

[johannesgirl berg @khamios]

Literally how is he even allowed to travel in peace???

[johannesgirl berg @khamios]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this is so funny. Fok

[B N S L @_BNSL]

He strikes me as the type of grootman who looks at videos of himself and goes "...Ayiiiich!"

[johannesgirl berg @khamios]

“Listening and learning because I don’t know enough” just shut up.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

#EdSheeran opens up his tour stop in Philadelphia with a prepared statement:

“Now, I want to address the question of where I stand on Israel and Palestine, and whether my doing this concert here tonight implies where I stand…What happened in Israel and at the Supernova Music Festival on October 7 was horrific and compounded centuries of Jewish pain. What is happening in Gaza is catastrophic, unjustifiable, and disproportionate. My heart has been broken by the scale of devastation and loss of civilians’ lives, of children’s lives. The systemic injustice we’re seeing unfold in the West Bank cannot be overlooked. I am already speaking to people across the spectrum to work out how to make a contribution that helps victims of these terrible times, and listening and learning because I do not know enough.”

[Stop The Game @TadhgHickey]

I thought the fathers in Gaza carrying bags of flesh they hope contain some of their children's remains were the victims here but actually no. It's Ed Fucking Sheeran.

[Simphiwe Silwana @simsilwana]

I can’t believe our parents and grandparents survived a genocide and a crime against humanity and some of us today are even thinking of voting for Helen.

[johannesgirl berg @khamios]

@RealFkaMash They’re incapable of holding onto complex thoughts so they just don’t remember to be upset 😭

[Giza @Givenkazeni]

“We know too well that our freedom is incomplete without the freedom of the Palestinians.”

— Nelson Mandela

[johannesgirl berg @khamios]

Oh my FUCK guys when does it get better?? 😭😭😭

[Luxi ⭐ @0xLuxi]

Nobody prepares you for how deep and heavy age 27 to 33 is.

[idalia☥ @sadleftist]

“if you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor” - desmond tutu, 1984

[Nomandla Bobo @nomandlabobo]

When you were also a journalist, Credo Mutwa accused you of misrepresenting his 1976 testimony portraying him as calling for the army to suppress the Soweto uprising. His home was attacked, his wife was raped, his children beaten, and he was stabbed and nearly burned alive.He had to flee to KZN!

[johannesgirl berg @khamios]

I LOVE that smell 😭😭😭 omg

[Shezi @__Shezi]

Guys, do babies not smell a little vomity to you? A little like cheesecake. I mean not in a bad way, they’re not bad people or anything but do you not sometimes smell a little bit of yesterday’s milk on them? Or is that what people mean when they say they like the baby smell?

[johannesgirl berg @khamios]

Oh yes they do 😭😭😭 it just isn’t called inyongo

[George Mnguni @Okay_Wasabi]

abelungu are so lucky they don’t experience inyongo.

[johannesgirl berg @khamios]

Kwentrakalani 😭😭😭😭😭

[Sinethemba.🇿🇦 @cnehshuga]

Is it warm enough for you inside me?

[Miss P @missphavin]

One of the hardest things abt ADHD for me is realizing I’m inconsistent w literally *everything*, even ppl I love. I can care deeply, miss you, think abt texting you all day & still not do it and then have no real explanation for why. It causes me a lot of grief

[johannesgirl berg @khamios]

Re batho ba engzayathi, Kabelo omg 😭😭😭

[johannesgirl berg @khamios]

You sound like a man

[johannesgirl berg @khamios]

I call it ✨consciously unconscious✨ (idk if thats a real thing and i don’t actually make it up lmao) but I LOVE IT. Just making up scenarios for my brain like “start scene!”

[⋆.𐙚 ̊ caitlin 🫐 @cmiahfan]

do you guys ever take a quick nap but you like aren’t asleep?? you can still feel yourself awake but you’re like not awake either?????

[simple boi: mabele & amabele @Queen_Finxa]

Africa, the country