Kenny Holzhammer

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[Brandon Walker @BFW]

Congrats to Notre Dame for continuing its streak of losing every single time they play an actual football team.

[Kenny Holzhammer @khammer4]

@JayDecker44 @TheOnlyDSC 😂😂😂

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

The Sixers’ Allen Iverson era black throwback uniforms are set to return this season 🔥 (@76ers)

[Kenny Holzhammer @khammer4]

@jevscottNJ @DK_Assist You hit for as much as I do on these wnba you’d be asking too lol. Got win my money back from betting BUM ASS GAMECOKS 😂

[Kenny Holzhammer @khammer4]

@DK_Assist can we get live stats for wnba? Not working for me right now

[Kenny Holzhammer @khammer4]

Football Gods never disappoint. Michigan 😂😂

[Kenny Holzhammer @khammer4]

@JayDecker44 @BetOnline_ag 😂😂😂

[Lumberjack Lee @Nelson81_]

I’ve seen more people mad at Arch Manning for laughing at a fake video than there were for Lindsay Clancy actually murdering her 3 children.

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

Todd Beamer was the passenger on United Airlines Flight 93 who rallied fellow passengers to fight back against the 9/11 hijackers with the phrase "Let's roll" and stopped it from reaching Washington, DC.

This is his daughter, Morgan, who was born 4 months after his death and went on to play women's soccer at his alma mater, Wheaton College.

Imagine how proud he would be. 🇺🇸 #neverforget

[Sterling Snow @sterlingmsnow]

I reread this every year.

I cry like a baby every year.

Todd Beamer died a father, husband, and hero.

Todd: Hello… Operator… listen to me. I can’t speak very loud. This is an emergency. I’m a passenger on a United flight to San Francisco. Our plane has been hijacked.

Lisa: I understand. Can they see you?

Todd: No. There are three that we know of. They have knives — razor knives, like box cutters. Someone announced from the cockpit there was a bomb. It sounded fake.

Lisa: Your name?Todd: Todd Beamer. United Flight 93.Todd: They killed one passenger in first class. They forced most of us back. Fourteen of us here. Five flight attendants. The guy with the bomb ordered us to sit on the floor.

Lisa: Are you okay?

Todd: We’re going down… wait. No. We’re leveling off. We changed directions. We’re flying east again.

Todd: A guy named Jeremy called his wife. She told him two planes hit the World Trade Center. Lisa, is that true?

Lisa: I have to tell you the truth. It’s very bad. Both towers are gone. A third plane hit the Pentagon. Our country is under attack. I’m afraid your plane may be part of their plan.

Todd: Oh God. Lisa, will you do something for me? Call my wife and my kids. Promise me you’ll call.

Lisa: I promise.

Todd: Our home number is… You have the same name as my wife. Lisa. We’ve been married ten years. She’s pregnant with our third child. Tell her I love her. I’ll always love her. We have two boys — David, he’s 3, and Andrew, he’s 1. Tell them their daddy loves them and he is so proud of them. The baby is due January 12th. I saw an ultrasound. We still don’t know if it’s a girl or a boy.

Lisa: I’ll tell them. I promise, Todd.(Lisa patches in the FBI.)

Agent: Todd, your plane is on a course for Washington. Best guess is the White House or the Capitol.

Todd: I understand. I’ll be back.

Todd: Everyone knows this isn’t a normal hijacking. We have decided we will not be pawns in their plot.

Lisa: What are you going to do?

Todd: Four of us are going to rush the one with the bomb. Then the cockpit. A stewardess is getting boiling water. We’ll take them out.

Todd: Would you pray with me?They pray the Lord’s Prayer. Then: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for thou art with me.

Todd: God help me. Jesus help me.Are you guys ready? Let’s Roll.

[Kenny Holzhammer @khammer4]

Western Michigan was robbed lol

[Kenny Holzhammer @khammer4]

Bryce Underwood might be unplayable

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

August 31st September 1st

[Kenny Holzhammer @khammer4]

@JayDecker44 @YZR_Fantasy Correct lol

[Letstalkksports @letstalkksports]

YOU REALLY CIRCLED AUGUST 23RD LIKE YOU HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL PLANNED 😭😭😭

Might wanna UNCIRCLE THAT DATE. 😂

Caitlin Clark showed up and dropped 37 POINTS & 10 ASSISTS, including drilling threes right over you. 🎯😭

You highlighted August 23rd like it was supposed to be a warning…

Turns out it was an appointment. Caitlin Clark scheduled that ass-whooping in advance. 💀😂

Next time just leave the date on the calendar. 😭

[Brett Trembly @btrembly]

Rival Penn State fraternities now that Pablo Pledgescobar got nabbed:

[Lee Wes Callwell @LeoRimmer69]

Whats the big deal?

[Sleeper76ers @sleeper76ers]

A LeBron James mural just went up in Philly 👀🔥

(h/t @StewyHoops)