maaz khan

baby I’m like walking heroin, very habit forming. never ends well. 🙂

[maaz khan @khan9999mo]

Me trying to make my homies realise how dark that meme is but they ain’t understanding shit.

Also me :

[Aarz-e-ishq @Aarzaai_Ishq]

“zakhm kitne mile wo chhodo,
ye batao safar kitna baaki hai.”

[. @gulzaar_poetry]

“meri fitrat me nahi tha tamasha karna,
bohut kuch jante the magar khamosh rahe.”

-Gulzar

[Kunal Kamra @kunalkamra88]

😂😂😂

[Kunal Kamra @kunalkamra88]

This would have never happened if the congress was in power 😭😭😭

[Dank Meme Bot @DankMemesBot420]

Don't dare to trigger them. #dankmemes

[Aarz-e-ishq @Aarzaai_Ishq]

“Agli baar milo toh hath mat milana,
Tum tham nahi paoge aur hum chhod nahi payenge.”

[maaz khan @khan9999mo]

Me: are uh trying to romance me🙃
Biryani: yeaa 🌝

Le me : it’s working 😗

#Hyderabad #deccanimemes #biryanisupremacy

[maaz khan @khan9999mo]

Imagine me saying, i can’t lose you, stay with me forever, I’ve always got ya back in my morning voice. 🙃

#RandomThoughts #vibecheck

[knx @knoxdotmp3]

“happy earth day!”
the earth:

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

2020 was like facing Thanos

2021 is like facing Thanos with infinity stones

[maaz khan @khan9999mo]

@memetiddies I hate myself fr watching this 💀

[maaz khan @khan9999mo]

@Anuragkukreti7 Modizee ku bolo mere 15 lakh diyo bolke, valima kar letu bade bhai 😓💀

[sonu sood @SonuSood]

Today :

Request for beds : 570
I could arrange just: 112

Requests for Remdesivir :1477
I could arrange just : 18

Yes we have failed
So is our health care system.🙏

[maaz khan @khan9999mo]

@imammarfurkhan

[maaz khan @khan9999mo]

What modizee and corona have in common?
Modizee has no guts to attend a press meet in all these years and corona doesn’t seems to go in political rallies 🙂💀

#VaccineShortage #BJPFailsIndia #CoronaPandemic #failedlockdownanniversary

[Aarz-e-ishq @Aarzaai_Ishq]

”Jo dikhe woh dard kaisa,
Aur jo samajh na sake woh hamdard kaisa.”

[maaz khan @khan9999mo]

@drSalunkheHere Feels sed for the fellas who’ve keep travelling internationally and they need to get the covid test done evry othr day 😂😓💀

[maaz khan @khan9999mo]

@imtalwaar Ded 😂💀

[maaz khan @khan9999mo]

All ya girls dancin’ and thinking ur cool on that song Drop it my car but the actual lyrics are “Drop It On My Cock”
educate yourself you dumbass💀👏🏻

#skkrrr #dankmemes #smh