Omer Khan

Muslim. Bored. Dreamer. Husband. Pakistani. Hard-Rock. Video Games. Technology.

[Omer Khan @khan_omer90]

@dutweets my home services aren't working and your support center isn't helping. Why aren't you guys better at this by now? I need help.

[Omer Khan @khan_omer90]

How funny would it be if you Slo-Mo horror movies? #RandomThoughts

[Omer Khan @khan_omer90]

@EmiratesID_HELP hi, I got the message "UDB - unified number not returned" what does this mean? It's for a replacement card.

[Omer Khan @khan_omer90]

@googlemaps idea for you guys. Why not map out return journeys so wet know how's long it's gonna take for us to make up and down trips.

[Omer Khan @khan_omer90]

Horrible service from @dutweets can't believe you treat customers the way my case has been treated! I've been without service for 5 days!

[Omer Khan @khan_omer90]

@MarkTremonti you need to tell us your gym routine, without thoae arms how do you expect us to even lift that heavy PRS of yours?

[Omer Khan @khan_omer90]

I think this generation spends more money and time on their hobbies rather than on the that will actually get them further in life.

[Omer Khan @khan_omer90]

Man if I could jam with @MarkTremonti I'd cross off one thing off of my bucket list. #bucketlist

[Omer Khan @khan_omer90]

Death from selfies - natural selection in play? #RandomThought

[Omer Khan @khan_omer90]

What is the right amount of beard to start beard fiving? #beardofknowledge

[Omer Khan @khan_omer90]

Why is it even called Moonwalk? Did Neil Armstrong break out that dance move when he landed on the moon? #randomthoughts

[Omer Khan @khan_omer90]

@TremontiMichael hey Mike could you please get the guys down to play for us Dubai Folks?

[Omer Khan @khan_omer90]

How often do you cry inside when still can't nail that riff you've been practising all this time? #Guitarist #guitarpractice

[Omer Khan @khan_omer90]

@alterbridge @MarkTremonti is wearing blue! what does this mean? Are we gonna some softer tones or a more blues sound?!

[Omer Khan @khan_omer90]

When your sarcasm game is so high people mistake it for rudeness, then you end being alone in the corner with your sarcastic butt #sarcasm

[Omer Khan @khan_omer90]

#USelections the only Presidential elections that the entire world really cares about. #randomthoughts

[Omer Khan @khan_omer90]

There are more Super Saiyan modes than i have under wears #DBZSuper #DBZKai

[Omer Khan @khan_omer90]

What does "Of Course" really mean? Why use two words when i can express myself equally well in just one word? #randomthought #showerthought

[Omer Khan @khan_omer90]

@alterbridge if not kebabs, what would it take to have you guys come to Dubai? We have cheap petrol & I know @MarkTremonti is into cars!

[Omer Khan @khan_omer90]

Oh you can play the guitar? *scoffs* But can you, like, change the strings? #arrogant #GuitaristsLife