Kenny Haner

Nerdabomber + Food Photographer + Videographer + Bon Vivant + Hacker
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[Kenny Haner @khaner]

Officially happy to be rid of @AskCapitalOne

[Kenny Haner @khaner]

@eLearnSecurity I'm halfway proud of my eJPT. Please re-record the guy that keeps saying meeterpreeter. That would double the certs penetration.

[Kenny Haner @khaner]

Everything you create, costs something.

[Kenny Haner @khaner]

None of my stuff fscking sparks joy. I have to start over!

[Kenny Haner @khaner]

Why can't I put my auto insurance on my Amazon wish list?

[Kenny Haner @khaner]

@energyinsights Why is it so difficult to give you money? Please hire a web developer and fix your site.

[F. Rich Fitzgerald @del_slappo]

lmao Kanye's iPhone password is 000000

[Kenny Haner @khaner]

Well now I've lost track. Do you shame him because he's black? because he's an actor? or because he's working class?

[Fox News @FoxNews]

'Cosby Show' actor Geoffrey Owens spotted bagging groceries at NJ Trader Joe's https://t.co/bhkxWYa9gq

[Kenny Haner @khaner]

@lloydkaufman Argh! My Eyes! ...also Good for you Mr. Kaufman! Impressive.

[Kenny Haner @khaner]

@JJohnsonLaw Because we already know?

[Kenny Haner @khaner]

@ATT How do I open a support ticket? Why is your website a circular pit?

[Kenny Haner @khaner]

WHY is there never a sharpie when you need one?

[Kenny Haner @khaner]

Today I wrote two bad ass shell scripts, learned to always double quote your "$variables" and watch out for shell expansion.

[Kenny Haner @khaner]

https://t.co/aRZDrtQypm

[Jeff Atwood @codinghorror]

Adult principles, by John Perry Barlow

[Kenny Haner @khaner]

Today I did a kickflip and it was fun. Also, I'm sweaty.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

We do not recommend the flaming booze toboggan for your next party: 🔥

[Kenny Haner @khaner]

Just used a neti pot for the first time. It's all the fun of being waterboarded without the extraordinary rendition.

[Holly Evergreen @GreenesterElf]

I'm on the Twitters!

[Kenny Haner @khaner]

I completed the Candy Cane Striper terminal challenge! https://t.co/5KYX6xXun2 #SANSHolidayHack

[Kenny Haner @khaner]

Why does ground turkey always smell like wet dog?