Kylee Bouchillon

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[sunny☀️ @nohoesunny]

i actually like driving alone because i can listen to the same song 20 times in a row without anyone stopping me.

[Alexis Ohanian 🗽 @alexisohanian]

HAH! This is the timeline content we all need right now. Go work at @flexport !! 🗻🚢🗻

[Matthew Kobach @mkobach]

Your ability to communicate an idea is just as important as the idea itself

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Weird that March is next month when March was also last month

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

There are 2 types of workdays:
1. How is it only 2pm??
2. How is it already 2pm??

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

before phones had flashlights what did people do when they were too lazy to replace burnt out lightbulbs for two weeks

[Kylee Bouchillon @khanley22]

Anyone else’s spouse just put anything and everything in the microwave without checking to see if it microwave safe? No? Just mine? Okay.

[Kylee Bouchillon @khanley22]

Just over here trying to figure out if the groundhog sees his shadow or not.

[Kylee Bouchillon @khanley22]

Hands down best part about having an OCD husband is when I do his laundry, there is never just one random sock. EVERYONE HAS A MATCH 🎉

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Dogs sometimes lie awake at night thinking about their problems

[Kylee Bouchillon @khanley22]

Pay attention to what you’re paying attention to.

[Lysa TerKeurst @LysaTerKeurst]

If we give too much attention to the lies Satan loves to whisper to us, we will bankrupt our perspective.

Let’s pay attention to what we’re paying attention to today.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

WHERE IS IT!?!?

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

You know you’re an adult when you put slippers on your holiday wish list

[Kylee Bouchillon @khanley22]

Punishment for losing my AirPods is the immediate stress caused by having to untangle regular headphones. Send help.

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Which felt longer: today or the month of March? Honestly not sure

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

no one:

my Apple Watch every three hours:

[Kylee Bouchillon @khanley22]

Hey @shanstone685 remember 7 years ago when we were tiny dancers? That was fun.

[Ryan Petersen @typesfast]

Flexport has now delivered more than 400 million units of personal protective equipment (PPE) to front line responders on 5 continents since the start of the pandemic. Huge thank you to all the people in so many different roles working so hard to make this happen!

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

if you grew up in the 2000s you'll always think 1980 was 20 years ago, that's just how our brains work