Khan Mosarag

A man who has recently taken up heavy drinking... and needs better home security.

[Khan Mosarag @KhanMosarag]

Everyone says I must be so happy it's St Patrick's Day. What makes them think I drink any less on every other day of the year?

[Khan Mosarag @KhanMosarag]

I think I'm done. It's too much. I can't go on... oh, more booze. And life goes on. *chug*

[Khan Mosarag @KhanMosarag]

@Bahamut9 I don't know, maybe we can convert my blood into vodka? @XDemonBaronX I want in!

[Khan Mosarag @KhanMosarag]

@Bahamut9 I don't think alcohol is good enough.

[Khan Mosarag @KhanMosarag]

@Bahamut9 @XDemonBaronX @BomarDaBaker Nope, vodka ain't doing the trick anymore.

[Khan Mosarag @KhanMosarag]

@Bahamut9 @XDemonBaronX *chug* What?

[Khan Mosarag @KhanMosarag]

@XDemonBaronX @Bahamut9 It makes me feel happy.

[Khan Mosarag @KhanMosarag]

@XDemonBaronX @Bahamut9 *chug* Not for long. *chug*

[Khan Mosarag @KhanMosarag]

@Bahamut9 I'd say I would feel bad about some poor sap having his liver torn out for me, but... it's @XDemonBaronX.

[Khan Mosarag @KhanMosarag]

@Bahamut9 *chug* Much obliged. *chug*

[Khan Mosarag @KhanMosarag]

@Bahamut9 I'm not sure if I should be happy that I can get drunk or terrified for my liver. Both sounds nice.

[Khan Mosarag @KhanMosarag]

@Bahamut9 My friend is empty now. I need more friends to replace it.

[Khan Mosarag @KhanMosarag]

@Bahamut9 Can I have a friend too?

[Khan Mosarag @KhanMosarag]

@Garyatwyrmwick AHHHH! Save me, @Bahamut9!

[Khan Mosarag @KhanMosarag]

@Garyatwyrmwick No, stay away from me! *running*

[Khan Mosarag @KhanMosarag]

@Garyatwyrmwick Oh, uh, yes, what terrible, ungrateful people, yeah... Don't tie me up again.

[Khan Mosarag @KhanMosarag]

@Garyatwyrmwick Yes. Yes it was.

[Khan Mosarag @KhanMosarag]

What is best in life? Beer and freedom!

[Khan Mosarag @KhanMosarag]

@Garyatwyrmwick *sniff* Yes... You're right... He wants it so much... I'm going to cry in a corner now... If I start to die, wake me up...

[Khan Mosarag @KhanMosarag]

@Garyatwyrmwick He won't come. He hasn't come down here in months. He'll never know about anything. Now please, the butter for my shackles.