Captain Kirk

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@catturd2 I’ll best is on a ventilator and they are keeping him alive to stop Trump.

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@LibertyNut1 First transgender president!

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@0nlyk1tt3n I have to agree with on his assessment. It’s the assessment of a gay man that is turned on by masculine men. I’m sure he thinks Melania is “gross” as he takes balls across the nose.

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@Jassmini2 Mike Tyson

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@catturd2 Heavy photo shop. She’s a dude and he has aids

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@its_The_Dr I think he’s mentally ill

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@BethEikenberry @MAGAMAHACindy Unfortunately we live in the real world

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@BethEikenberry @MAGAMAHACindy Sounds like you live in a perfect world where everything is done in moderation and we all live happily ever after.

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@ToddHeadleeAZ He’s in a dyer health crisis if that’s real

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@BethEikenberry @MAGAMAHACindy I’m not fat but I was a fat kid. I’ve been studying nutrition most my adult life. You’ll just have to trust me in this. It also explains why some people who drink become alcoholics. It’s all down to insulin secretion from an over active pancreas

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@csharpgen @MAGAMAHACindy It’s a cycle. Too much insulin, sugar crashes, time to eat. Once they’re at a certain weight they stop looking at themselves in the mirror, it just cycles from there. It’s not even Steven for everyone.

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@TrumpGirlLove That’s her without the ai ponytail slapped on back

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@TiffanyFong Eggroll?

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@DrSeanOMara Maybe one day an MRI for the detection of visceral fat will be covered by insurance.

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@GioBruno1600 He took a small dump

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@EricLDaugh I like her but I don’t think it will work.

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@EricLDaugh They’re trying to drag it out in the hopes Trump loses the mid terms

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@TheWyteRabbit1 Looks just like Michael Obama

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@Outspoken_Sam Meanwhile they totally shit themselves over the storming of the capital.