KHARIS MAJOR

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Fabrizio Romano was there when Vincent Van Gogh sliced off his ear.

And what did he say?

"Here we Gogh"

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a grasscutter born in Accra?

Accrantiɛ

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Harry Kane gave all his goals to Bayern. Not enough left for England.

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France in the World Cup...

2018: Gold
2022: Silver
2026: Bronze?

it is a decline, but,
is it their downfall?

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🔥❤️‍🔥♾️
forever loved. forever the greatest I've watched. Cristiano Ronaldo.

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Big up Jehovah El'oh'El,
😊😃🤭😂🤣
my God of joy and laughter.

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Ghana weathers the storm, as Harry Kane fails to whip up a hurricane. #ENGvsGHA

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For to us a child is born ~
❤️‍🔥
~ Onto us a man is risen.

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how poetic that his name be Noah;
he, to whom they said "No, ah"
when he offered space on the Ark.

Noah'n saw it coming.

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how poetic that his name is Noah;
he, to whom they said "No, ah"
when he offered space on the Ark.

Noah'n saw it coming.

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how poetic that his name is Noah,
when people probably told him "No, ah" 🙄
anytime he offered them space on the Ark.

Noah'n saw it come-in.

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@ManUtd Man United doing SenneStar business this window was unexpected. 3pts each in 90% of our remaining games is all a fan wants.

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@okoro__joshua Of course, you’re Joshua. You have to live up to the name. 😃

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L😂L

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Normalise going on one final date when the relationship ends. It’s the ‘expiry date’.

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@balenciagangsta 🥳
🙏 Amen. Thank you.

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It's my birthday, and I'm not GAY [Getting Any Younger]. Yet, somehow, I'm being GAY [Grateful And Youthful] because I cannot be caught being GAY [Grumpy And Yielding].

8'28... what a happy day.

[Sheila of the Most High @sheilatebra]

Not to sound delusional, but please pray for Grace. Life isn't really about hard work. It's more about Grace, Mercy and Favor🙏🏾

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Multiple personality disorder, or
multiple personality:
👉🏽 this or tha' 👈🏽