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[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

been making coffee at home instead of getting starbucks for two months which according to economists should’ve made me a billionaire by now so what is happening

[khat @khatherineflick]

modern festival vibes

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

“So how was your day” -me to my boyfriend after spending every waking second with him

[Glenn @Shenaniglenns]

CAPTCHA: to prove you’re not a robot please select all images with SCOOTERS

Me: Ok I-

CAPTCHA: that is a moped. you fool. you absolute imbecile.

[khat @khatherineflick]

#savethesummer !!!!!

[Sabrina @NerdyAndQuirky]

this like the exact opposite of that pokemon go summer

[khat @khatherineflick]

the faces of two pups who are really lovin that I’m working from home this month

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Very funny to refer to the next two days as “the weekend” as if we still exist in time and space

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls. all the other humans cheer when they see me. i am the only thing holding their company together

[Discreet 🍥 @DiscreetLatino]

truly ahead of their time

[Brody Edwards @Brody_Edwards24]

doing taxes is so easy idk what you guys are talking about
Step 1: get your W-2’s
Step 2: give them to your dad
i don’t know what so hard about that.

[Azeem @_azeem87]

He
Sent
Her
A
Meme
On
Instagram
But
She
Already
Saw
It
On
Twitter

- Rupi Kaur

[Grace Segers @Grace_Segers]

Me, writing an email:

I'm using an exclamation point so you know I'm friendly and excited! But now I'm using a period so that you know I'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much!

[Sam Reece @ItSamReece]

Hey boss sorry I’m 3 hours late I was trying to figure out how influencers tuck giant sweaters into tiny skirts

[steph @steph_mcca]

late 2000s teen culture was bringing a digital camera to school to take pics of your friends sitting next to lockers and then uploading them to a facebook album called “school” later that day