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she/her/Jewess

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@maimonides_nutz Perfect for writing in the Book of Life

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@maimonides_nutz Oooof

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@shesbonky It’s so hard. That Christian girl is likely getting a lot of pressure from Church to “witness” to her friends.

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@jewishmemequeen Anyone who says they haven’t done this is not paying attention.

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@ShammaiIntl @maimonides_nutz Some David bi pride merch is a good idea.

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@TheAtlantic I only subscribed so I could read @amandamull’s hot fashion takes without popups.

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#purim #AdventureTime My first Rabbi, Barton Lee z’’l, helped me learn that we must be machmir & have as much fun on Purim as possible while doing mitzvot. And really we should live every day that way.

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@RabbiMarkAsherG If you didn’t have a Rabbi, you could have asked my 7 year old?? Like that’s the level of education it would have taken?

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It’s donut day! #MardiGras #RoshChodeshAdar #simcha

[Chris Fleming @chrisfluming]

get a lemon donut

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@yairmenchel Are there many Boaz? I wanted a Boaz so so badly, and my husband said it was “too Amish”.

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@yairmenchel 20% of me now regrets not having a Yitro.

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@oncloud_e Also, idk, I would not want jr high photos of myself to surface, which is basically the same as being early in transition, fashion wise.

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@oncloud_e I enjoy fashion as a hobby. But I don’t owe the world drip.

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@yairmenchel alway new, always changing.

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@jewishmemequeen I only typed Thanksgukkah one time, and somehow that’s what autocorrect thinks any word starting with thanks is? Slack, however, has some work to do.

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@AnnaMeierPS My Spanish has wider range of pitches, higher and lower. My Hebrew is lower.

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@ReformMovement is there a paper/book/etc that addresses a code of ethics for synagogues as employers? I’m asking because it seems like maybe one is needed.

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@JewWhoHasItAll my gentile employees “can’t relate” to my Purim ice breaker activity. Can’t they just have fun?

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@jewishmemequeen Also, I realized I only see him without a head cover when we swim, so every summer I am shocked at the progression.

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@jewishmemequeen My husband’s non Jewish family believes it’s the only reason my husband wears one.