kelly ♈︎

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

When you finally get 8 hours of sleep and it genuinely starts making sense why they recommend it

[100 @yh_me2]

they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[PokéMar 𓅪 @PokeMarr]

Oh my god they covered him in kief and they’re gonna smoke him

[fei @karmicdebt]

#PourCoffeeOnYourGrandmaChallenge

[Rita 📚 @maiden_of_spear]

Every Mamdani news be like:

NEWS: Mamdani has gifted a puppy to every NYC citizen!

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

gfs 13 year old brother won’t stop calling me “sonion ring”

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

what zero pussy does to a mf

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

How it feels when a bar has live music

[kelly ♈︎ @khayes_9]

Imagine how many dollar generals we could fit in the amazon rainforest

[blanc @dqveed]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[the introverted hater @violentlyepic]

shit was left FLUSHED after butt POOPED in to TOILET 😳

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

Can’t sleep. But to be completely honest I’m not even at home or trying to go sleep at all

[dan @sickupid]

trying to be friendly with my little sister to pry information out of her.. what the fuck is a 6 in 1 vape

[lito (shadows #1 fan) @AbiChittin]

Me in Trader Joe’s on a Sunday trying to get to the butternut squash Mac and cheese

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

how can I make the rapture about Me

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

can’t believe no one has asked me to be their date for the rapture yet

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

my mom says she can drop us off at the rapture if your mom can pick us up

[natasha @tashteshtish]

i hate when you leave your phone on the side and it brings up that red evil clock