Kate Caratenuto

~Always down for a donut~

[Reductress @Reductress]

Scientists Confirm Now Is the Time to Start Thinking of a Halloween Costume or It’ll Be Too Late: https://t.co/pvS6sIVaGK

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

#RalphYarl. My goodness…let’s be for justice, which is a continuum. That means the man who did this should be charged AND we need to work for the legislative and heart change to prevent these tragedies.

Use the contact info below…

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@Chilis #ChilisDateChallenge I love endless chips!!!

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Very on brand:

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Update:

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A classic gift

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I hope everyone on my PATH train this morning has forgotten that I ran onto the train car with wet shoes, slipped, fell immediately on my back, then laid there for a few seconds, before crawling to an open seat for the 10 minute ride.

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Whenever the PATH train’s brakes emit the worst sound I have ever heard in my life, this is all I can think about:

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A great way to find out my car’s battery has died:

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No one:

Me, taking a leisurely stroll to the grocery store:

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Nothing is more useful to me as a prankster than when friends have uploaded photos from their high school trip to Madam Tussaud’s Wax Museum

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*arrives home*

Dad: “Have you gone into your room?”

Me: “No not yet”

Dad: “Oh”

Me: “Why? Is there something in there?”

Dad: “…the rowing machine”

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@ACaratenuto @milo_orang This is you responding to yourself, correct?

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@ACaratenuto Who is that man in the back

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@OnlineNicTime I think just like, cake for life lol

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Nobody starts a text convo quite like my dad

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Me, running 2 full blocks to beat the bus to the next stop after I did not wave it down because I was looking at my phone

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Sometimes I have a thought I simply cannot keep to myself

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Hmm not sure if the printer repair tech my mom hired knows what he’s doing….

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Me, finding out I bought the wrong kind of salmon at the store after opening it: