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my apologies for anything i said before 2025, that wasn’t me

[Helser⚡️ @khelserr]

Guys, I’ve been back on Twitter for ONE. DAY! GAHH

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Dolly Parton, the beloved global entertainment icon who sold more than 100 million records and whose songwriting prowess and sure-handed approach to her career reshaped the face of country music, popular music, and the entertainment industry at large, has died. 🕊️

[Helser⚡️ @khelserr]

OH MY GOD

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Strawberry wine tonight. Queen.

[Helser⚡️ @khelserr]

just logged back in after 3 years to see what Noah Kahan’s secret song is tonight, thought i should update some things… sooooooo here’s what i look like now

[Helser⚡️ @khelserr]

@trin916 I was choosing between changing my major and transferring… so why not both

[Helser⚡️ @khelserr]

going through old tweets, this aged well

[Helser⚡️ @khelserr]

in need of a change, what’s the move?

[Helser⚡️ @khelserr]

I don’t think I’ve felt true joy since the last time I played nintendogs

[𝙿𝙸𝚇𝙰𝚁 𝙼𝙾𝙼 ↠ 𝙵𝚁𝙴𝙴 𝙾𝙵 @chasiddylynne]

no girl, you're good it's just your traumatizing backstory that you told like a stand up comedy routine that surprised me a bit

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

Cheaper by the dozen

[Helser⚡️ @khelserr]

how are they still making fast and furious movies?

[max (derogatory) @maxafrass]

I need the entire airport security staff to be obsessed with how swift and low maintenance I am

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

(most disappointed I’ve ever been in my life) no worries!

[😗 @_emweezyyy]

if you think about it the gym is basically a silent disco

[Helser⚡️ @khelserr]

been a minute since i bumped to some jason derulo

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

told my psychiatrist i’ve been in my honk shoo honk shoo mimimimi era and she’s upping my meds

[Helser⚡️ @khelserr]

@victorandtuck thank you so much!! I love saying things that make people have to sit and think. I really appreciate your comment :)

[Helser⚡️ @khelserr]

hi twitter, this might be the wrong audience but i started a blog called “the kristin project” and i published a new piece today https://t.co/PNjTIZTPfv if you’d like to read it, or keep up with my work (when i have the motivation to post new things)

[serena @maebyapril]

first look at the live action ratatouille