Tae🥷🏽

MM 〽️ #NyGiants #celtics Seasons been going by like I’m binge watching…🌎. subscribe!!

[🥷🏾 @NikeTechRanger]

GTA 4 online was funny cause it used to be 16 niggas fighting for one helicopter the whole time 😭

[Bo Tussi @BoJaxGOAT]

the dudes at Costco working for AT&T trying to get you to switch phone providers has to be a top 5 worst jobs in the world

[Mr. Philadelphia @TOOTTHEBARBER]

I REMEMBER WHEN $200.00 WORTH OF GROCERIES HAD TO GO IN THE TRUNK...NOW YOU CAN PUT THEM 3 BAGS IN THE PASSENGER SEAT....😂🙄😂

[ratte @rattecs]

sex is temporary, being above average at every video game but having no transferable skills to anything useful in life is forever

[Harmony @HarmonyOW2]

“Yeah man I’m getting on the game right now as we speak”

[SB 🪖 @welovesweetboy_]

“i’m watching spider noir in color”

[motion. @hashtagtw0]

Cracking a joke while keeping a straight face is peak aura farming.

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Me not opening my bank app after spending too much money on Bullshit

[Han🇵🇰 @HanDoesHisBest]

2 hours of gaming after work feel much more fullfilling than 8 hours of gaming on a day off

[Plies @plies]

Dear Jaxson Dart I Dont Have A Problem With
Who Like Or Support!!! Just Live In Your Truth My Boy & Stop Doing What A lot Of Y’all Do. Use The Culture To Appear Cool But Your Values & Beliefs Be Totally Opposite!!! Stop Being Conveniently Cool!!!!!

[Drizzy @Drake]

Anytime you're afraid to try some new shit...just remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

when you’re stretching in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten

[#DISUNOMICS @_NOMICS]

Half way through ICEMAN and it’s all SLAPS

Open Twitter and I see nonstop hate

I can’t take this app seriously

[Your Friend Rashad 🧸🪴 @OptimusGrind__]

Kendrick pen is fire
J Cole pen is fire
Drake pen is fire

You can enjoy all 3 without being a dweeb about it.

[Tae🥷🏽 @khemontaee]

ngl this was hilarious

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

A total Tyler takeover 🕵️‍♂️

🎟️ Get @SeatGeek tickets now ➡️ https://t.co/eoYkEktfUh

📺 NFL Schedule Release tonight at 7pm CT on @nflnetwork

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

A total Tyler takeover 🕵️‍♂️

🎟️ Get @SeatGeek tickets now ➡️ https://t.co/eoYkEktfUh

📺 NFL Schedule Release tonight at 7pm CT on @nflnetwork

[Tae🥷🏽 @khemontaee]

@RapSheet ong we’re cursed

[Kyrie🤞🏾 @KyrieIrving]

GOD, please show me peoples true intentions around me

Hélà 🤞🏾🪶♾

[. @J0nesToChina]

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. @JaxsonDart... Happy 23rd Birthday. Honey, my pookie bear, I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you throw the ball and strike fear into your enemies eyes. I would do anything for you. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face.

Not only have you changed the game of football and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Jaxson Dart 🥰