Kings Hill FC

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As a sign of respect for the recent events, a minutes silence will be held for Meg fullers Twitter during this Sunday's fixture. #FA

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Reports of a small earthquake in Kent turn out to be false , the event is blamed on Kings Hill's motivation going through the floor.

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Honourable mention to longfield tigers, who have won the award for the smallest yet angriest bunch of invalids to grace football #FA #Award

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Goalscorer @euankillengray said to be delighted with his finish, a sublime shot nestled into the bottom corner.. Of our goal

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Kings hill's media firm tweet a photo to summarise the first part of this season

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Merry Christmas from all at Kings Hill to everyone in the world, except the league, you lot can fuck off

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Speculation that @lee_blundell99 may be released from the changing rooms in time for Christmas, for just £3 a month, you can bring Lee home.

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@KierenPatel9699 and @billylynch212 are said to be delighted with the games cancellation today as they can "stay in and eat" more to follow

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Fixture tomorrow at Larkfield Rec, the team claimed it was rather "unspecific" however, as the whole of larkfield is in fact a wreck

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Apprehension amongst the team as they wait for training tonight, with special guest Jim, whoever that is..

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#tb to when we weren't complete shit

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Special mention to @euankillengray and his great nan, who starts at right back next sunday. #goodluckgladys

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Kings Hill has collectively announced that they have found captain Luke Johnson's best position, locked in the changing rooms until kick off

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Controversial decision to put @KierenPatel9699 upfront ends in a goal, interviewing the striker he refused to comment as he is "too good"

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@KierenPatel9699 ironic after your performances at centre back, fatty

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Who would you rather have coach on a Tuesday?

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The teams win seems to be overshadowed, by @SamPoole9, who not only won the coin toss (first time in 3 years) but also scored a "screamer"

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A fine victory against a difficult barming side, we interviewed @KierenPatel9699 post match, his thoughts; "we're so shit, oh my god"

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Big game today Vs Barming, the players admit to a feeling of "dread" looming in the changing room, captain Luke refused to be interviewed.

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This one is for the players: Luke or Chris for captain?