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As if I need another way to waste time

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Straight men feign ignorance about camp and then go and tell me die hard is the “best movie ever”

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Mini vacuum picks up all ur eraser dust 😍For all my artsy Virgos 💕

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Literally some of the nastiest shit and some bitch on TikTok is like “you’re absoluutely gonna love this!” 😒

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People really be out here putting butter, miso, Parmesan cheese, salt and salted pasta water into a recipe and then tryna tell me like “omg it’s sooo good”

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@seeseeCsea Not Miami?

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@seeseeCsea Subversive!

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I’ve made my apartment so optimized for me to live here by myself that to be away or to be here with other people is terrible.

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I (a grown woman) am tweeting from the shower to say why aren’t all shampoos tear free?! It hurts when shampoo gets in my eyes also!

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It’s 2 am? #yolo #imthirty

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@redux_lint Perhaps not pivotal but a dining table that was rather scarring: Pans labyrinth

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Tweeting a lot tonight but I have a serious pet peeve when people confuse hung and hanged in tv shows/books. Remember! pictures are hung, people are hanged.

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@senti__naro Girl, it’s time u moved to the tropics.

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I love the idea of tiny houses but I’d be frying up some garlic and the open floor plan would ensure I never forgot that I did that. Sometimes a girl needs doors! #wouldntevendaremakekimchi

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So um… u good, bro?

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The darkness has come

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@MeeshDev Lol. Later in the day at stop & shop I heard some smith students going through the same stages of grief

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Showed up to CVS looking for that discounted Halloween candy only to find FULL PRICED CHRISTMAS CANDY

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Did anyone else’s parents split things weirdly in the divorce? My mom got our dustpan and my dad got our broom!! 😂

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30 years old means you’re out at the bar and fantasizing about the leftover Mexican in your fridge

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Archie Panjabi could kick me in the face and I’d still be like 😍