1-800-the-beard

// 28 // Screen-writer & playwright // Chicken nugget enthusiast // I also really love dogs // And red pandas // Dad bod extraordinaire //

[1-800-the-beard @khinton94]

I'm gonna win an Oscar one day and when that happens, I'm gonna come back to this tweet and retweet it with something snarky so y'all can validate me.

[Stephen Ford @StephenSeanFord]

replace Justin Roiland with Michael Cusack and say nothing

[Big Boss @LordBalvin]

Y'all watched and loved two Deadpool movies with the exact same humor as this

[1-800-the-beard @khinton94]

@theswoderman Replace Turning Red with The Bad Guys and it's perfect

[1-800-the-beard @khinton94]

Dude, just say you don't like women

[tumelo @MrSAAerobics]

ladies, what’s stopping you from removing this ball?

[A Very Tall Goblin @nick_iguess]

stylist: what vibe are you feeling for fashion week?
doja: you ever see crimson peaks?
stylist: say no more

[1-800-the-beard @khinton94]

@nick_iguess The people of Panem ain't even look like this bro.

[1-800-the-beard @khinton94]

I feel called out

[1-800-the-beard @khinton94]

This how my sinuses been feeling the last few days. Send help

[1-800-the-beard @khinton94]

There's really only 2 types of SCP entries, it's either "unknowable eldritch horrors consuming reality" or "This pizza is telling me the secrets of the universe." And there's very little middle ground in that part of the internet

[INVINCIBLE @InvincibleHQ]

Welcome to Burger Mart! Please enjoy a hot meal along with an update on Season 2 of...

[1-800-the-beard @khinton94]

At 28 I drawed deez!

[The Culturist @the_culturist_]

A 23 year old sculpted this.

What's your excuse?

[1-800-the-beard @khinton94]

Now, I don't believe you! But that's besides the point

[1-800-the-beard @khinton94]

Do you have any idea how much better it would have been for everyone to have found this out DURING the movie? Because spoiling stuff like this makes me less excited about it than if a friend said "Just WAIT til you see the twist at the end!"

[MCU Source @MCUSource]

CONFIRMED: Robert Downey Jr.’s Tony Stark/#IronMan will appear at the end of #Avengers: THE KANG DYNASTY!

[INVINCIBLE @InvincibleHQ]

Tomorrow, start your day with a hot BM!

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

the bananas chose violence

[1-800-the-beard @khinton94]

@MKVRiscy LeechTechLead*

[1-800-the-beard @khinton94]

@nick_iguess What? Nah. They're making another movie, wym?
https://t.co/5BpgZRukww

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

"We're still here" - Brendan Fraser and Ke Huy Quan bonded over their reunion on the Actor #THRRoundtable

[1-800-the-beard @khinton94]

@nick_iguess Eyyyyyyy same