Capitulate Now

A big girl who ate all her dinner

[Capitulate Now @khleitch]

Now what IS my password again

[Capitulate Now @khleitch]

At long last, the tweet that moves me to give my Twitter login info to Ryan so he can change the password and never tell me what it is no matter how much I beg

Goodbye!! Goodbye goodbye goodbye and a special fuck you to all the neoliberal childfree fuckheads and their "opinions"

[Capitulate Now @khleitch]

My final thought before I log all the way off and pay attention to my kids: I would like a moratorium on all the "Aw shucks what's a few weeks of virtual school while we wait for this to pass?" takes. Ok Lucy hold that football real still for me this time

[Capitulate Now @khleitch]

I get this but I would summarize the position as "It's bad that we aren't doing more to protect the vulnerable and keep systems from collapsing and it's also bad for the main blue state mitigation strategy to be 'have families and kids eat shit for 2 years and like it'"

[Capitulate Now @khleitch]

Also every time a dude talks about school closures etc, the reaction from the progressive classes is like "(clutches pearls) Please! Look around! We are in a CRISIS!! What about EVERYONE ELSE??" When it's a woman we get "Wow this dumb evil bitch is at it again lmao"

[Capitulate Now @khleitch]

No disrespect to the educators busting their asses to try and make computer school work but in our household we have experienced virtual PK3, PK4, Kindergarten and now 1st grade and the scare quotes are absolutely warranted. The Coke Zero of school. Flavored seltzer ass school

[Capitulate Now @khleitch]

The one thing I can say in favor of this long ass pandemic is that, even though we're facing down another period of virtual "school," this shit just slides right off my back now. Like lol okay bud god bless good luck with that or whatever

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

planning on becoming even stupider in the new year. more of a bitch as well. please update your files

[Capitulate Now @khleitch]

@lendamico I took the second path today and I do regret it

[Capitulate Now @khleitch]

What's up y'all it's my year end wrap up, we've got accomplishments and recommendations and goal-setting for 2022 hahaha jk it's my usual dumb crap https://t.co/KsXiWd82Vh

[Capitulate Now @khleitch]

"In response to the mean lady, I wrote my own little essay about how much I personally love my wife" lmao u herb

[Capitulate Now @khleitch]

Whew this whole thread! 😍

[Capitulate Now @khleitch]

Quick reminder here that I have COVID and I'm allowed to be a huge bitch on Twitter ❤️

[Capitulate Now @khleitch]

Everyone is being such a nerdy scold about this piece, lol. Oh is your wife nicer than this? Do you love your husband so much? Cool 🏆

[The New York Times @nytimes]

"Marriage requires amnesia, a mute button, a filter on the lens, a damper, some blinders, some bumpers, some ear plugs, a nap," writes Heather Havrilesky for @NYTStyles. https://t.co/PlNaqEycp9

[Capitulate Now @khleitch]

BREAKING NEWS a writer is not making you feel comfortable

[Capitulate Now @khleitch]

I have a little sore throat and an achy back and EVERYONE is trying to HURT my FEELINGS

[Capitulate Now @khleitch]

As a vaxxed and boosted person who tested positive on her pre-gathering Christmas morning rapid test, I am the main character now, and as such I'm gonna need to not see any more of these insane "I AM TRIPLE VAXXED AND OMICRON HAS ME AT DEATH'S DOOR, WAKE UP SHEEPLE 1/3567" tweets

[Capitulate Now @khleitch]

I just had a meeting with some leadership types where I told them I will not be hitting my project deadlines in January if we go back to v*rtual school. Hang in there and be a pain in the ass and collect that paycheck my dudes

[Capitulate Now @khleitch]

Just wanna put it out there that I think any parent, especially any mother, who is considering quitting her paid work, should think about maybe just doing a shittier and shittier job until they fire you

[Elliot Haspel @ehaspel]

I don’t know any other way to say this — and I understand I’ll be pilloried in some quarters, and I’m just gonna hope my progressive caring-about-kids bona fides mean something — we cannot, cannot, cannot return to mass virtual learning.

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

at this point the amount of nothing the democrats are doing is sort of impressive. at all the jobs i hated, i would at least pretend to have excel open on my computer when someone walked by