chloé not cholè

All views are my own. fool me once, strike one. but fool me twice, strike three.

[chloé not cholè @khlllloo3]

@carterjay17 @SAVAGErvais

[chloé not cholè @khlllloo3]

I know we’re heading towards Halloween and all but I wasn’t expecting a cobweb in my grapes🤮 @sainsburys

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Bloody hell… it’s …

[chloé not cholè @khlllloo3]

I’m sorry @williamhanson, they made me😂

[Charlotte @RoylePin]

It’s a no John. Hard no.

[chloé not cholè @khlllloo3]

Only thing getting me through this post-op overnight hospital stay✌🏻@williamhanson @jordannorth1 @sextedmyboss

[chloé not cholè @khlllloo3]

What a combo @sextedmyboss

[chloé not cholè @khlllloo3]

Get a Dobermann they said, it’ll be fun they said…

[chloé not cholè @khlllloo3]

God ur cute x

[siri 🍃 @siriouslay]

@ChrisEvans and this one's for everyone here saying "same!"

[Stephanie Hirst @StephanieHirst]

Truly saddened at the passing of the brilliant Sean Lock. His brilliance will be sorely missed. The amount of times I’ve almost wet myself laughing at him is countless.

Sleep well Sean.

I genuinely couldn’t stop laughing for days at this.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Someone’s taking the piss with this lot in my dressing room. Think I’ll pass.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

As Jesus probably said “if you hurt animals, you’re a cunt”

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

The face of #AldiSpringSummer21. #FreeCuthbert

[Peter Mundy @PeterJMundy]

@AldiUK @Tesco @sainsburys @asda @Morrisons @waitrose @coopuk Maybe @marksandspencer should climb down from its high horse before @Toblerone starts investigating the extraordinary similarities between the M&S Swiss Chicolate Mountain Bar and the iconic triangular choc?! 🤣 #doublestandards

[chloé not cholè @khlllloo3]

@BritBoxHelpUK why aren’t you available on Xbox🙄🙄🙄

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Singing “I saw your face in a crowded place” suddenly seems a little dated.

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

you, for the last year: OK BUT WHAT ABOUT B99 s6?!

us, finally: March 28

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

It’s important to teach young children not to eat with their mouths open. That way, they won’t grow up and become a 60 year old man sitting at the next table to me in the restaurant tonight, chewing like a fucking brain damaged cunt.

[chloé not cholè @khlllloo3]

All I can think of is contagion when I hear about this coronavirus

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

They need our help Down Under- ASAP!!! #AustralianArmageddon 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥