khloe

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Using a pair of conjoined twins as nunchucks

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

if i met elmo in person i think i’d react how ppl reacted when they saw michael jackson ngl

[miss information @intelligentpawg]

why the fuck was i smoking black and milds in high school

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

shave that big toe sis we’re going to MISSOURI!

[swinky @swinkying]

my Favourite bird. the butt shit

[Ian Sweigart🌊🐉 @Sweigart_Ian27]

why the fuck would they bring that

[ICYESTTWAT @FUCCl]

i mean she had my attention

[garshmo @garshmo]

I need you to be on your baldest behavior

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Looks great

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

White people be like does anybody know a squirrel rehabber

[annabelle :3 @oomfabelle]

When taylor frankie paul finds a stud and finally finds peace

[samantha @mobilesuitsam]

my twitter

[bunny @fadedbunny]

i am a junk drawer in the form of a beautiful girl

[Meredith Gay 🛋️✨ @MerGarza]

Her name was Kitty… 🧡

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Honestly sure I don’t really have much else going on

[Matty Rants @themattyrants]

CATHERINE O’HARA!!!!!! 😞

[fawn @fawnncel]

her eyes are as green as pickles. her freckles are spread across her face like a perfect sesame seed bun. her cheeks as rosy as tomato. her beautiful mustard hair… ketchup tinted lips… her cheesy smile… and her patties… 😍 she’s my burger

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

she was real as hell for this

[babylynn. @thelynnnnnB]

wha happen wen i'm gonna takin the playstation