Nickstar

What in the HR Puffinfuck is going on?

[Nickstar @kholee_first]

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.

[IGN @IGN]

If you die in the game, you die in real life if you wear the headset that Oculus founder Palmer Luckey created in honor of Sword Art Online.

[Nickstar @kholee_first]

Wouldn’t want him to anyways.

[IGN @IGN]

“You have to be a hired hand to do those things. I’m not a hired hand. I’m not looking for a job." - Quentin Tarantino when asked if he'd ever direct a Marvel or DC movie.

[Nickstar @kholee_first]

Celebrities who also believe in UFOs have loads of accolades and adorations, but never once been abducted. That must really chap their ass.

[FATHER D ☆ @ayosworIdd]

“I already ate without you”

her: https://t.co/8zlbCPsrVQ

[Based Brando (slur money era) @legit_scumbag]

Imagine you and ur wife dedicate your bodies to science and this is how they do y’all

[Nickstar @kholee_first]

That would be my fat ass, mmm hmm.

[Nickstar @kholee_first]

It’s hilarious to see white people finding great Mexican snacks like chunky salsa (pico) and agua fresca, but calling it cowboy caviar and spa water. Damn Christina Columbus, you couldn’t remodel a tater casserole?

[Nickstar @kholee_first]

I’m not keen on having kids yet but I do plan on getting sterilized. Since politicians think adoption would be a better option than abortion. I’ll get rid of my bits and adopt kids from those who didn’t wish to have them. When that time comes of course.

[Nickstar @kholee_first]

I just want to figure out how to sit in a chair and not look like a pug.

[Nickstar @kholee_first]

I go to sleep for one fucking night and I wake up to this shit #RoeVWade

[Nickstar @kholee_first]

Snowpiercer

[Shane @shanetorres]

What’s the movie you laughed the most at that was not a comedy?

[Nickstar @kholee_first]

My humor is broken lol

[Nickstar @kholee_first]

I love it when men don’t have a tailor and buy suit sets just off the rack, it just cements my poor opinions about them.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Dumb and dumber.

[Nickstar @kholee_first]

This stock issue at IKEA is really making me question how good of a carpenters am I if I were to make my own goddamn bookshelf!

[Nickstar @kholee_first]

Is anybody born with a pretty asshole, or is it just like winged eye liner where you have to work at it to make it look great?

[Nickstar @kholee_first]

So this gas thing is tits up, the cashier at the dispensary just showed me a video of punctures to the gas tank of his moving truck. Fucking desperation.

[Nickstar @kholee_first]

I’m going to go ahead and enjoy this low, that way when I am at my highest it will be a fucking blast.

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

TLC just came in its pants