Kristyn Holleran

Writer of books. Lover of Miranda Lambert.

'Well I'm a no goodnick, lower-middle class brat. Backpacked and I don't give a shit about nothing!'

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In case anyone wondered why I touched Norman's belly when I met him. http://t.co/xrMf5ZCSqc

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Five years ago today! Time flies. http://t.co/Iprs2C7PTj

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@altheavx remember when you said there was no way the shadow scene was real.

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@meegfranco soo why he's saying is #BDR and that shadow dance scene was 100% him.... #wow

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Wattpad has 2MB limit. #lol

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@FLAGALine is stuck in my head ALL the time. Cruise is a gem.

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@stacey_cochran Besides, that girl wrote her book at fifteen... late-bloomer, bro.

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@stacey_cochran Vampire stories are trendy, though. They're hardly popular among, well, anyone anymore. That's the problem with fads.

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@stacey_cochran Impressive. Wish vampire stuff was more my style now!

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Why am I watching Rachel Ray make vegetable cacciatore right now.

[Terms of Virgo @VirgoTerms]

Good Morning #Virgos!

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So I set a season pass for American Dad on my DVR and it's literally the best thing I've ever done with my life.

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@MrsDeMarcus12 omgggg songwriting buddiesss! hahaha

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@sammxobabey Cruise by Florida Georgia Line lol

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@meegfranco PRAISE BILLITH.

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Finally watched the True Blood finale. Can I just say, HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT TITS. Okay, that is all.

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Roses are red, violets are violets. But 'violet' is hard to rhyme so I get why they made violets blue instead.

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@Miranda_Lambert This little girl from America's Got Talent looks JUST LIKE @guitarleena

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@AltheaVx hahahaha I'm so creeping but this is great.

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@TomCotterComic PLEASE WIN. No one deserves it more than you. You are the best of this top 6. #AGT