Kelsey

i’m thinking of getting metal legs. it’s a risky operation but it’ll be worth it

[Kelsey @kholthaus]

the rocket power theme song did not have to go that hard

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Time for my bi-weekly cry over the Steve Irwin family

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all hannahs look like a hannah

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a crow could do this

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

One of my favorite human qualities is resourcefulness

[Kelsey @kholthaus]

Nothing quite so humbling as being asked if you “also want your eyebrows waxed” while getting your nails done

[Kelsey @kholthaus]

Actually yes Papa Roach at 150 decibels is exactly what I needed from this airport cantina thank you

[Kelsey @kholthaus]

He now just switched it from Post Malone to Phil Collins I can’t recommend this man enough

[Kelsey @kholthaus]

Uber driver really read the room when he stopped the radio station at Avril and turned up the volume. 5 stars.

[Kelsey @kholthaus]

regretting that second gas station corn dog

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@NotMsRust oh gosh I am definitely not ready

[Kelsey @kholthaus]

“We should read those Steve Silverman poems.” - Matt, talking about Shel Silverstein

[Kelsey @kholthaus]

A woman at the airport bar was surprised I got ID’d???? Ma’am I literally just turned 21 (ten years ago)

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

What is the best movie you've ever seen that you will never watch again?

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forget the roman empire where are my ancient egypt girlies

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“I wanna get those fleece-lined Crocs for the fish house.”

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@itsjust_bryar Worse than our Cher impression during Bowls? lollllllll

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Missed @themaine show in Denver because someone decided to crash the party early. Turns out @8123 really does mean everything to me 🤍

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Where can I eat a crumpet?

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Eating airport lo mein at 4:45am is a war crime

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@itsjust_bryar Hang in there, Bry! Sending you hugs from afar ♥️