Kevin Adam

Have fun with life, enjoy the little things and don’t be afraid to laugh at yourself.

[Kevin Adam @khorn61]

@GaryAllan “songs about rain” is a Mike Tyson left hook to the feels!

[Kevin Adam @khorn61]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💥💥💥HAPPY FREEDOM’S EVE!!!!!💥💥💥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Kevin Adam @khorn61]

@ScrimDeLaFrim I love this train of thought Jake😂😂, expand on it. What’s the sons team name, what company does she drive for? This is such an original idea run with it!

[Kevin Adam @khorn61]

Did anybody else know @budweiserusa was brewed with 100% renewable wind energy?! #murica

[Kevin Adam @khorn61]

Stuck between goofball and grown man. #okaywithit

[Kevin Adam @khorn61]

104yr old pt. : “the secret to life is that you never have control over it, submit to it and happiness will follow.” If age breeds wisdom, follow his words....

[Kevin Adam @khorn61]

Don’t call 911 and have a dog out!!I’m not scared of him or anything. I just will pet him and call em a good boy 20 times before I’d even acknowledge you.

[Kevin Adam @khorn61]

WebMD is literally the bane of my existence.

[Kevin Adam @khorn61]

Learn to enjoy your own company before you seek others.

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Happy Motherfucking Mothers day...........

[Kevin Adam @khorn61]

If you didn’t hand write you’re Mother’s Day Card you’re lazy, plain and simple! And for anyone saying “it’s the thought...” She made you, the least you can do is make something in return! #ExtraMile4Mom

[Kevin Adam @khorn61]

Just killed a spider while driving and DIDNT even change lanes. #GrowingUp

[Kevin Adam @khorn61]

You know what they say about blind squirrels.

[Kevin Adam @khorn61]

Let the weekend commence!!🍺🍺

[Kevin Adam @khorn61]

Pure intentions foiled by careless assumptions.

[Kevin Adam @khorn61]

Being brutally honest with yourself is a hell of a double edged sword.

[Kevin Adam @khorn61]

LADIES PSA: You look GORGEOUS in a southern style sundress regardless of size/shape!! Seriously who isn’t into the Redneck Roman Princess look. 😍

[Kevin Adam @khorn61]

God I’m asking you to come change me into the the man I wanna be. 🎵

[Kevin Adam @khorn61]

I swear if they ever try to remake Shawshank Redemption I will shit in the directors pillow case. #greatmovie #classic

[Kevin Adam @khorn61]

Vacuum sealing food with my @FoodSaver may be the most oddly satisfying thing to do!!😍😍🤤🤤