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[Ben Heckendorn @benheck]

Trillion dollar idea: Make a phone case shaped like a slice of pizza for all the assholes who use speakerphone in public while holding their phone like a slice of pizza.

[Ronan Kelly @RonanGKelly]

@timmckane I agree with Tim’s comments re: the good people of Northern Ireland. The time has come for an investigation into @BBCnireland, its agents (those in its employ) and its actions. There’s got to be a bigger story here yet it is being ignored by journalists. Again, I ask: WHY?

[GCHQ @GCHQ]

The largest satellite dish at our Bude site has once again been lighting up the Cornish night skies this week as part of #Remembrance events.

The dish represents a single poppy, standing in silent vigil.

#ArmisticeDay2023

[Ronan Kelly @RonanGKelly]

So why waste money making programmes that aren’t being properly trailed? Sadly, struggling independent companies are afraid to tackle @BBCnireland about the disparity that exists when a BBC staffer can blatantly promote his own indy productions and the subsequent viewing figures.

[khorne @khorne]

@SkyNews It’s a bit rich that Sky news is worried about misinformation… As we all know the murdock network is known for its honesty… lol

[khorne @khorne]

@SkyNews no FREE food and no FREE drink… cry me a river

[khorne @khorne]

@SkyNews To be honest…. booking a ticket with Ryan air is like carrying a dangerous scorpion on your shoulders at some point you are going to get stung. It wasn’t the airlines fault and these same people would be bitching about the airline taking off with to air traffic control.

[khorne @khorne]

@BEAVERLABOS Looking forward to getting to test it out.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Passionately.

[khorne @khorne]

@_glitchXR Rookie

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

This is me pondering whether they'll change any of the words I've used in my work after I'm dead, to spare those who are fragile and easily offended. Words like 'fat' and 'ugly'. And 'cunt' and 'fuck'. And 'fat, ugly, greedy, pathetic little stupid fucking cunt'. Stuff like that.

[khorne @khorne]

@elonmusk @cb_doge I for one welcome our robot overlords.

[khorne @khorne]

@officialDannyT I enjoy all your movies

[khorne @khorne]

@Google Hey guys… have you been hacked as some idiot tried to setup a googlead on my account. Is your implementation of 2FA nothing but paper thin BS #Incompetence #securitynoobs

[khorne @khorne]

@theapplehub I would like to see a well engineered Mac Book Pro, One that can survive past it’s extended warranty and perhaps the ability to cool itself properly so you get the power you paid for.

[khorne @khorne]

@DavidSacks Real time monitoring is bad news due to the number of online idiots and we don’t need Nazi symbolism in the 21st century

[khorne @khorne]

@GeorgeTakei Abuse of power

[khorne @khorne]

@CNN Not Apples fault.

[khorne @khorne]

@TrekMovie @TonyTodd54 Candy Man Candy Man Candy Man

[khorne @khorne]

@elonmusk 2 ears and 1 mouth… I listen twice as hard as I speak.