˗ˏˋkristen howertonˊˎ˗‏

chaotic good | irwin stan acct | 8th gen texan | she/her
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[˗ˏˋkristen howertonˊˎ˗‏ @khow94]

Don't even talk to me until I've had my 2 pm red Gatorade

[˗ˏˋkristen howertonˊˎ˗‏ @khow94]

my twitter just got its permit and i can't even celebrate properly bc.....x k*lled twitter

[˗ˏˋkristen howertonˊˎ˗‏ @khow94]

@flatland_sports *gregg county (sorry!!!!!!!)

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Someone in Florida snapped a picture of a raccoon riding a gator at the Ocala National Forest.

[˗ˏˋkristen howertonˊˎ˗‏ @khow94]

@Greg1Garrett @Baylor and thank you for doing so and bringing these conversations into Baylor which is as much my university as an alumna as it is those alumni who disagree with your stance. Several replies are hard to see--I'm sorry you've had to endure this online barrage.

[˗ˏˋkristen howertonˊˎ˗‏ @khow94]

@Greg1Garrett @Baylor Harry Potter was a formative reading for me as a child and as a teen--it's been hard to reconcile the series' message with her comments. There have been countless collegiate courses on LOTR/Narnia which have similar/lower lexile levels--thank you for adding this to the throng.

[˗ˏˋkristen howertonˊˎ˗‏ @khow94]

@kaekaecurtis @KarenKilgariff please see this please

[˗ˏˋkristen howertonˊˎ˗‏ @khow94]

kate did this so that there's another season of the crown but a mystery written by rian johnson

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

You never know if this is your last Christmas with loved ones, so make sure they know how much you really really care (about armadillos and how they give birth to identical sets of quadruplets)

[˗ˏˋkristen howertonˊˎ˗‏ @khow94]

idk this probably says something but i haven’t checked the espn top 25 at all this year :/

[Morgan Price @morganprice]

ian kinsler, michael young, and colby lewis will all get rings as special assistants to the GM🥹

[✌️ @nick_pants]

AM I BEING DETAINED?!

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Good morning from the 2023 World Series Champs!

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

THE TEXAS RANGERS ARE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

[˗ˏˋkristen howertonˊˎ˗‏ @khow94]

some days you're crushing it, the next you're accidentally emailing the whole office :)

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na... #BATWEEK!

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[Reductress @Reductress]

This Woman’s Only Hobby is Gasping When She Touches a Soft Blanket at Target: https://t.co/k91ay3a9KD

[emily may @emilykmay]

i see so many men pushing strollers, carrying diaper bags, and having the kids all weekend while mom goes on a girls’ trip. the millennial dads are setting a new standard for what parenting looks like as a father 🫶🏼

[Robert Irwin @RobertIrwin]

Wow. This was a special moment. I think Dad would be pretty proud that we’ve become the first to successfully breed the turtle that he discovered. A rare, and unique species under threat in the wild has just been given a second chance.