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Walking Talking Enigma

[Doelg @khoward528]

who invented makeup? Did some gay dude just decide women look like shit or was it just a really mean straight guy? Feels unfair.

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@commanderochaos @smalley_sniper4 @TheHerd @jasonrmcintyre

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@smalley_sniper4 @TheHerd @jasonrmcintyre You’re really bad at there/their/they’re

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Welcome to WHERE, WHO??

[Oregon State Hoops @BeaverMBB]

✍️ OFFICIALLY A BEAVER!

Welcome to #BeaverNation Peteris Pinnis!

#GoBeavs

[Doelg @khoward528]

if you’re rocking a navy blue tee with dark jeans and Hokas on a flight you should be on a watch list

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Brett Baty is one dick-high fastball pounded into the dirt away from reaching the earths core

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For a pretty attractive city the Charlotte FC die hards look like fuck

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Breaking: Local Honda Accord driver outside my apartment breaks the world record for loudest honk ever

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Passing my coworker at JP Morgan after I get called to our managers office and he doesn’t

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This is why balks exist

[MLB @MLB]

Ryan Thompson with a heads-up pick off!

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Big Sean is a fukn dork is he even allowed to say it?

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Maybe letting our core go and signing 32 year olds wasn’t a smart move T

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The only thing that can save this Mets is Mrs. Met’s fine ass assassinating Devin Williams and Carlos Mendoza during the 7th inning stretch

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Instead of carrying a briefcase in the 21st century you should just get “Virgin” tattooed across your forehead

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Me in 2008 while my parents are figuring out if we have to sell the house

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Watching Richard Lovelady get loose in the bullpen

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Imagine being a 49 year old adult man and going by Dusty

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This is so gay it makes kissing dudes look like gladiator battles

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Couldn’t conjure up a straight way to word this but Joey Chestnut would for sure give fire dome