The Republican Party will use its best efforts to eliminate Daylight Saving Time, which has a small but strong constituency, but shouldn’t! Daylight Saving Time is inconvenient, and very costly to our Nation.
Friend making $20/hr as a barista: “No worries bro, I"ll cover this one and you'll get the next one!”
Friend making $450k as a software engineer: “Can you Venmo me $3.62 for your share of the Uber ride?”
“Pissed off they cant afford it” I’ve been rationing my diabetic medication for weeks because my medication is on back order because you bitches wanna be skinny.
HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE