Makho Khuboni

do your best and God will do the Rest!

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

To that brother who is known by wearing same outfit…

To that brother who swallowed his pride & went to taxi Rank to sell Guava juice and peanuts

To that brother who's still looking for a job and enduring desrespect at home ngoba ungena lutho

My brother you're still a KING.💯

[Makho Khuboni @khuboni_13]

@Jamani_Khanyi @grok Fvck you everyday at 8am if you like this 😒

[Makho Khuboni @khuboni_13]

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[Makho Khuboni @khuboni_13]

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@ChrisExcel102

[Zimbabwean-Xhosa 🇿🇼 🇲🇿 @SandileMakeba]

President Mugabe ruled Zimbabwe for 37 years, but we never witnessed the distraction of any single mountain and riverbed. The first republic was good at safeguarding Zimbabwe.

[K @begottensun]

If you catch a trusted employee stealing from you, remember it’s only the first time they have been caught. When you run a business in Zimbabwe, 10%-20% Kurimira Makudo.

One of my mentors runs a huge fruit export and logistics brand in zim. They recently uncovered 60 tons a month disappearing to theft from staff.

Theft in Zimbabwean companies goes entire systems and departments deep. From Guards, receiving, accounts , management and even cleaners. Often the entire system process is corruptible.

Another friend who runs a supermarket discovered his staff stocking their own products in his store. Kutoisa Cooking Oil yavo whilst he has to pay the rentals and rates. Ivo pocketing their sales as stock take can’t catch them.

At Fresh in a Box in 2021 during Covid we discovered a huge grift in our systems when suppliers of produce were some of our warehouse staff and partner drivers. They become gate keepers to our procurement, got farmers to sell to them , say $1 for 4 cabbages and they would sell back to us at $1 for 2. 🤡🤣 . It was a clever new accountant who realised that the invoices from about 10 suppliers had the same design Text logos and phone number. The depth of the theft was impossible to quantify. To them it was a victimless crime, “takango negotiator mdhara tikaisa zino”.

That’s the problem with scale. Even the most robust systems will have Makudo look for creative ways to circumvent.

Zero Trust policy. Micromanage every system. Constant audit. Become unpredictable. Be very very petty about systems. Incentivize whistle blowing.

Kurimira Makudo is painful. And in Zimbabwe, corruption can have entire departments and key trusted personnel involved. Even your family members. And NO MATTER HOW MUCH OR FAIRLY YOU PAY.

It’s the simple things owners overlook:
Who creates the Facebook page, Instagram page? Who owns the domain for your site. Who keeps the cash? What’s your receiving process and who signs off procurement? Where are your receipts printed? Do you insist on 3 quotations. Do you insist on Compnay papers and tax clearance from new suppliers? Do employees conduct business using their personal lines or emails?

Sweat the little things at all cost coz your “intern” leaving with the FB admin can cripple your established FB page. How many versions of some zim companies FB pages exists? lol. How may companies do you know with different emails to domains coz the “kid” they underpaid for the domain fucked off to Cape Town?

If you’re a business owner who doesn’t know where your website is hosted or how your emails route, who registers your business WhatsApp number and owns it at Econet , or doesn’t know who started their FB page or the admins, or the OTP that u locks it, you are already dead.

Who manages your Google analytics or Google Business Page listing ? Some kid from MSU who left 4 yrs ago?? Don’t do it.

@thabanimnyama you started me on this. We should do a space. I need to write a book baba. 🔥🤣🤡

[Magriza Made Me Cook @MagrizaMMC]

Isijeza/Inopi ➡️This traditional meal, made primarily with melons and grains, has been a staple in Zimbabwean households for generations. Sharing this dish can be a way to connect with loved ones and celebrate Zimbabwean heritage.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Starlink now available in Zimbabwe!

[Simon Kaggwa Njala @SimonKaggwaNjal]

Ok. Here I’m.

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[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

I want this guy as VP

[BEDAN KE @bedannke]

@Cobratate I can find him for you ….

Why are you gay ?

[#KotwaneOnTheMix🚀📍 @kotwanehikwa_]

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[DON “Tobechukwu” Ade 👑 @Row_Haastrup]

A young lady committed a crime and she was sent to court. The punishment for the crime was life imprisonment.

She shed tears for help but to no one available for help. When the case was called in court she started weeping.

Her family and friends who accompanied her started

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

This nonsense is now nauseating!
You can’t keep repeating the same thing for 7 years while vana vakazara mumajeri.

It is either you are meant to lead or you are not leadership material!

[Makho Khuboni @khuboni_13]

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[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

If you've got a beautiful woman, cheat on her to show her that her beauty doesn't phase you

If you've got an educated or career woman cheat on her, she thinks she's better than you

If you've got a decent woman, still cheat on her, here n there

BE A MAN

Learn OR perish!!!

[Savheya VeFashion @Savheya_Happie]

FACTS ABOUT MASOWE

1) 1st and foremost, you must know that masowe it's not Christianity, it's another religion let me say it's a cult.
2)It started in Mhondoro, people were at an ancestors veneration program, brewing bear and dancing for the ancestors. The man who is now known as Johane, was then filled by a spirit and he began to prophesy. Definitely you now know which spirit filled him.
3)They do not believe in the Bible exactly like traditional healers they do not believe in the Bible.
4)if you check their shrine is close to a stream of water or river, if there is no water pot close they plant rids from the rivers (these are merine boasters)
5) On Thursday up until Friday night, they are not allowed to wear perfumes, or to bath with bathing soap like geisha, protex,livebouy, etc, if you grew up in the rural areas you know that at a river where there are mermaids you are not supposed to come close to the pool with perfumes and those soaps.
6)where there is a mermaid in the river, early morning they see white clothes, and these are actually the uniforms of masowe sect.
7)the stones they use to pray for you are actually pebbles from the river
8)They actually use clay pots(mbiya) just like traditional healers
9)if you are getting to their shrine with trousers, you have to unfold it just like a person getting into a river.
10)The name of Jesus Christ is rarely spoken, but the names of angels. Even if they say Emmanuel, don't be deceived, the name that was given power above all other name is Jesus Christ not Emmanuel.
11)If you come with a merine spirit, they don't cast it away, they cleanse it so that you can use it to prophesy.
I have noted these few reasons among others, please let Jesus be your ultimate solution.
12) In most cases you are given a leaf of the Mubola pulm tree(muhacha)(botanical name-parinari curatellifolia) , you would see that most people who do rituals they do them under this tree, witches they do their meetings under this tree. A mermaid Oxford dictionary says its a mythical sea creature with the head and trunk of a woman and the tail of a fish, conventionally depicted as beautiful and with long flowing golden hair.From a biblical point of view these are fallen angels that were deceived by Lucifer, Revelations 12 says the devil stole a third of angels and they found no place in heaven or on earth, so you see they occupied the sea, oceans, rivers, dams and lakes. These fallen angels can also make a person prophesy just like the angels of God, they have mystical powers. There is nowhere the mermaids will give anything for free, if you are helped by them they will actually initiate you into a cult such that even if you see that something wrong is happening here or that your problems are not being solved at all, coming out of it is not easy.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

It may sound insensitive but every young man must experience one of these to truly become a man

• a serious heartbreak from a woman he really thought was the one

• betrayal of the highest order by a best friend

• the loss of a parent especially a father

Men are forged through pain. Just like the way iron is forged, it has to be heated to extreme levels first

A man is just a boy who overcame loss and conquered pain

Learn OR perish!!!