ojii-chan.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When you accidentally nod in class and now the teacher is explaining the lesson only to you

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Americans when they realise the shootout in World Cup games is about shooting penalties, not people…

[Champ ✨ @YoriOlajide]

Nobody de resign for Oil & Gas jobs.

Bunch of ungrateful satisfied people.

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

it’s always something new with these mfs 😭😭

[Wes Blumarine @mvsty_mvhd]

That's Uther Pendragon to me

[4121 @muzangdab_10]

Boys man😂 this friend of mine got married last weekend, he hasn’t posted anything about the wedding, not himself nor the bride, guess who just posted Iraola?😂😂

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

you go think say na laptop dey hold you back until you buy am

[dille @flurryfrenzy]

ok 🐘

[Ody 🇪🇨 🇨🇴 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇫🇷 🇪🇸 🇸🇳 @manlikeelii]

Omo load game for me abeg.

[🧸ྀི @mcfc_NIW]

Been a week and they’re still fighting it

[dolapo @gammalin20]

i no even think say una understand the concept of family

[🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash]

“You go enjoy ball, your salary fit no complete o but you go enjoy ball”

[Lolade @Lolade4PF]

I haven’t forgiven my younger self for not learning to backflip

[Muna @Munalozy]

If who dey work fit broke like this, I pity who no dey work.

😥😢

[Dauditor ACA @rand0muser98]

e get how your boss go scold you, your body go dey do you like say make your resign

no resign o !!

[Kachii @badasskachii]

Every World Cup has that one completely random striker who turns into prime Ronaldo Nazário for exactly two weeks, has a great tournament, signs a £60M contract with a top club, and then disappears from football forever.
I wonder who it's going to be this month

[obafemi goathlisberger @goathlisbergerr]

nigerians have this “as long as it doesn’t affect my family” syndrome, and i genuinely hope it doesn’t end up being our downfall.

[Papi Drey @Abel_Olabode]

Approaching me knowing you don’t give men money is wild.

[Dubii @dubiiladd]

I was having a bad day at work then I opened twitter and the first post I saw was Gabriel missing his penalty against PSG and I smiled