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[Akóh 🎴 @ManLikeAkoh]

Jesus! I'm just clocking this. The conditioning is crazy from these Europeans.

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@adedayoagarau That's a den of spies not an embassy.

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@Ay_Oguns @Theinitiatesplc Not only you. I am waiting for my allotment.

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@olawale_charles @osemagnum The answer is 240⁰.
This is Quadrilateral.
Interior angles a = b = c = 40⁰
Let X be the exterior angle.
Sum of all 3 angles + exterior angle = 360⁰
a + b + c + X = 360⁰
40 + 40 + 40 + X = 360⁰
X = 360 - 120
X = 240⁰

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@warning234x The day I saw him talking about having NGO I concluded this guy isn't serious. Anyone with a brain should know NGOs don't solve problems and it's a conduit for laundering money.

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@StartArchiving Not surprised. Nowadays, some of them get grants from Ford foundation, a well known CIA front.

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@Theinitiatesplc I don't live in Nigeria but I am a Nigerian, how can I buy the shares. Can I purchase the shares digitally because I have CSCS and CHN?

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Coming from the African man who proudly accepted an "Order Of Leopold" award from Belgium a few years ago.

The jokes write themselves, but they're just really unfunny 😐

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@Mautiin01 Nothing good can come from a scammer

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@GovWike So, Wike could send his son abroad to study. The same man that frustrated the meeting between ASUU and FG during the ASUU strike in 2013, when he was the supervising Education minister under President Jonathan.

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@Mrysman_1 @owolanky Yes now, he understood Bible, Quran and Ida.

[Dako Charles @doncharlo_1]

@cute_pecky @sowore @PoliceNG @DeleFarotimi Are u surprised? Am not, Senior lawyers (some of them SAN) supported PMB when he removed the Chief justice of the federation by executive fiat. So been SAN is overrated

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Lessons all men must take from today's event on Mr. Anozie and his estranged wife.

1) women don't love men.

2) always stay 5 steps ahead of your wife.

3) never let a woman set you up for failure.

4) check your income & decide on the number of kids you need

5) if you marry

[Media7 @MMangrove3252]

EMILOKAN was trained by Mr international thief, thief. EMILOKAN graduated and quickly used Lagos for experiments, pocketed Lagos, now have pocketed the brains of the entire Yoruba tribe. Wait, e be like say all Yoruba leaders na thief o.

[King Durotimi Dawodu Of Lagos @TimiBlaze]

✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽

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@Joelcoleworld @OneJoblessBoy Una do scam reach India. Why is India not demonized like Nigeria?

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@olawale_charles @OneJoblessBoy But he is right. He is a racist including his father. He is the cause why most Nigerians living in Nigeria can't receive funds through PayPal. In addition, Elon believes in Eugenics.

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@Uwagbaejosh @sal_empress @yhettyqueen1_ You might be right. Their interaction says it all.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

The Nigerian idea of an elite school is one where you pay a boatload of money for your kids to be "educated" in the syllabus of a country 6,000 miles away, by people who do not look or sound like you, and who come from a completely different historical and civilisational context to your West African reality.

There, they take your kids through the British Key Stage 1-4 assessments where your kids are taught the history of 20th Century Europe, focusing on the Dreadnought, Trench Foot, Mustard Gas, and how Brave, Plucky Britain saved the world from the German threat twice. Despite receiving this education in Africa's largest city, their own West African history is not even a footnote - it simply doesn't exist as far as this syllabus is concerned.

In their Physics class, they are assigned questions like, "Which of the following temperature readings is a fairly warm day? a) -3⁰C b) 5⁰C c) 19⁰C d) 9⁰C"

Despite the evidence of the West African air outside the window telling them that 19⁰C is actually one of the coldest settings on the classroom AC, and cannot possibly be a "fairly warm day" in Lagos - which regularly hits 34⁰C - they learn to pick C as the answer.

Your kids come out at 17, tremendously educated, enlightened, and certified in knowledge and career pathways that have nothing to do with the reality of the society and economy that they live in. From there, they proceed straight to the UK/US/Canada/Australia/Switzerland/France to continue their education and graduate, after which most of them will remain there and contribute to those societies, occasionally uploading a "🇳🇬" flag on October 1 and taking a photo with Jollof rice at @FoodPitanga, because that's all that Nigeria means to them.

After 2 children and a divorce at 42, they will then take a 6 month break from work and travel to Nigeria to find themselves, which usually means getting into a torrid affair with a shekpeteri boy/girl that inevitably leads to severe character development. They then pack up the newly learned lessons and move back to Houston, after which they write a self-published book with a pretentious indigenous name about a girl who travels to the land of her ancestors to find meaning, and becomes friends with a river goddess.

The book sells 15 copies on Amazon and has two 5-star ratings from friends and family.

If you're lucky and they return to Nigeria immediately after studying, they inevitably end up working in Wealth Management at Chapel Hill Denham, where they pointlessly and relentlessly shift money from one rich man's pocket to another without expanding the economy by a single naira; or they launch an app that achieves 2,500 downloads and spends all its funding runway on Marketing and the founder's lifestyle expenditure; or they end up selling "luxury" real estate on behalf of developers who are daddy's friends.

Or they fall off the surface of the earth altogether, and end up in rehab at a quiet private facility in Tema, after developing an expensive cocaine habit in Lagos.

eLiTe eDucAtIon, ladies and gentlemen.

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@gii_gii_b @fouaadbarcha @zoomafrika1 Every foreigner that worked in Libya during Gaddafi's regime they all came back home rich. I know Nigerians that worked in Libya, they are all doing well after they left Libya.