MisterKhullar

Manners maketh men!

[MisterKhullar @khullarvipul]

@IRCTCofficial @RailMadad @RailMinIndia @AshwiniVaishnaw
Loved this ride in Vande Bharat (22435) from Prayagraj to Delhi. The train was unexpectedly tidy and clean. The food in this one was a lot better than others. Thank you Raju & Gulshan for your super-duper hospitality!

[MisterKhullar @khullarvipul]

@BaltCoPolice Horrific! 😟

[MisterKhullar @khullarvipul]

Salary kamm deni hai par skills extra chahiye.
Immediately candidate bhi chahiye aur 60 days ka notice period bhi rakhna hai.
#corporatelife #doublestandards

[MisterKhullar @khullarvipul]

Every 60 seconds in India, a minute passes! 🕰

[MisterKhullar @khullarvipul]

🧠 Brains are awesome! I wish everybody had one!

[MisterKhullar @khullarvipul]

@bu4reel Indeed, you are so you! ;)

[MisterKhullar @khullarvipul]

Me: (watching #BigBoss10)
Dad: Kya kr rhe ho?
Me: Badla le rha hu.
Dad: Woh kaise?
Me: Samay ne mujhe kiya, main samay ko barbaad kr rha hu.

[V ✨ @vxnssx__]

iOS10 is making my iPhone6 a little slow.. Reminds me of my iPhone4 🙄

[MisterKhullar @khullarvipul]

@AleenKaur k

[MisterKhullar @khullarvipul]

@AleenKaur A friend of mine who's name is "Amrita".. 😠

[MisterKhullar @khullarvipul]

@AleenKaur you know it well.. Huh..!

[Bhanu Chawla @BhanuChawla]

"Facebook User invited you to play Pet Crush Saga."
Well.... fuck you, Sir. But I ain't playin' that shit.

[MisterKhullar @khullarvipul]

Life is too short to worry!

#LifeIsTooLongToWait

[MisterKhullar @khullarvipul]

A Good friend knows all your best stories.. A Best friend has lived them with you!

#friend #bestfriend #goodfriend

[MisterKhullar @khullarvipul]

Now that's what the real action is! #DieHard http://t.co/QUvZT2VlAU via @9GAG

[MisterKhullar @khullarvipul]

I want to be the reason you sleep with your phone in your hands!
#MainSentiHu

[Funny Or Fact @funnyorfact]

That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.

[MisterKhullar @khullarvipul]

You're not DEEP
You're not an INTELLECTUAL
You're not a CRITIC
You're not a POET
YOU JUST HAVE INTERNET ACCESS!

#getalife

[MisterKhullar @khullarvipul]

Relationships aren't supposed to be complicated..
I take care of you, you take care of me..
End of story!

#randomthoughts

[MisterKhullar @khullarvipul]

iOS all set to Molest windows!
#windowsphone #windows8 #iOS #apple #iphone #ipad #ipod #iphone5… http://t.co/i25jHBgWJD