khulu marholeni

Sarcasm because beating the shit out of people is illegal

[khulu marholeni @khulwayo]

@SciencetistT She's finished

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

“I’m a f#%king fighter dawg”
I love that quote, as it reflects the grit of our @TheUFL players. Our UFL players aren’t crazy famous athletes (hopefully one day they will be) BUT they all have chips on their shoulders and fight to create greater opportunities for themselves. Live their dreams.

Hit the link below to check out our new UFL series Game Day Ready:

https://t.co/CQIlUYCto2

UFL Championship Game on June 14, airing on @ABC @ 8pm ET 🏈📺

#UFL
#GameDayReady

[khulu marholeni @khulwayo]

https://t.co/WdE0ykKd82

[khulu marholeni @khulwayo]

The mind of the child is where the revolution begins! so, if the solution has never been to look into yourself, how is it that you expect to find it anywhere else?

[khulu marholeni @khulwayo]

https://t.co/siIRdPCC9e

[khulu marholeni @khulwayo]

RAF official, bust for soliciting bribe, released on R5000 bail https://t.co/qPhLZvFfIO

[khulu marholeni @khulwayo]

Landmark court case for domestic workers in South Africa – here’s what you need to know – BusinessTech https://t.co/7D9IcxdmdJ

[khulu marholeni @khulwayo]

@NkHaBisOKaReN Hai ke, ka tika leka gaza

[khulu marholeni @khulwayo]

Is is not enough that @Vodacom data is unreasonably expensive? Now you're taking my data and airtime without consent? Wtf?
#bringbackmydata

[khulu marholeni @khulwayo]

There's two kinds of people who have shaped me throughout my life, those who've supported me and those who've betrayed me. I thank you both.

[khulu marholeni @khulwayo]

Going to the pub instead of the gүm because it's easier to get a six pack..

#Hello_friday

[khulu marholeni @khulwayo]

Never get on one knee for a girl who will not get on two for үou.

[khulu marholeni @khulwayo]

All the new Facebook buttons give me fun fresh ways to pretend I'm interested in your life

[khulu marholeni @khulwayo]

On your birthday let’s celebrate our brotherhood. Let’s once again,… https://t.co/BwR2WFpkJD

[khulu marholeni @khulwayo]

All you really need is some liar to tell you everything will be ok."

[khulu marholeni @khulwayo]

Those stupid girls that text үou first then do not help carrү on the conversation..

[khulu marholeni @khulwayo]

For all the good that is the internet, there will always be some pathetic asshat who thinks their opinion of you matters.

[khulu marholeni @khulwayo]

‘Black Coffee Ft. Ribatone - Music Is The Answer (Deckstar Remixes)’ on #SoundCloud #np https://t.co/jybKJJB7il

[khulu marholeni @khulwayo]

You don't need to come up with an elaborate, obvious lie when canceling plans. I promise you, the person you're canceling on is relieved.

[khulu marholeni @khulwayo]

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.