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bam, sighing dreamily: [about khun] he’s probably committing crimes right now

rachel: who is?

bam: what are you, a cop? piss off

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bam: we both know i’m gonna end up creating some level of violent situation

khun: just try not to get arrested for gbh or assault

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[bam using khun’s phone because his phone is dead]

khun: endorsi!

khun: guess what we’re about to get

endorsi: on my nerves

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bam: filled your room with the fog machine

khun: ok. but why would you do that

bam: bored

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bam: khun! look at my engagement ring!

khun: who wants to marry you now?!

bam: you :D

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[while bam and endorsi are changing clothes]

bam: [starts taking his shirt off]

khun, internally: he’s grown so much already

khun: i know those biceps could crush me

rak: blue turtle, your texts are mixed up!

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bam: [sneezes]

everyone: [gasps]

shibisu: quick! call khun!

shibisu, covering bam with a blanket: here, put this on!

rak: i can’t get hold of blue turtle!

[door bangs open]

khun: i’m here.

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bam: hey khun, how many cups of coffee have you had today?

khun: this is only my second cup

[cut to him shaking in the corner with dark circles under his eyes drinking another cup of coffee]

khun, looks at camera like it’s the office: this is my 31st cup of coffee today

[dani (伦克)🌷taliu seggs is REAL @briarose_]

LOL

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interviewer: what’s your type?

khun: my beautiful husband

[turns to the rest of team bam]

interviewer: what about you guys?

the rest of team bam: khun’s husband

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eduan: [talking nonsense]

aguero: i will kill him!

hachuling: [stopping aguero] you shouldn’t, he is our father.

hachuling: [taking out his spear] let’s kill him together.

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endorsi: [about bam and her] we are a couple, we have the same hair color, even same eye color and we are both very strong!

khun:

khun: well that sounds more like ‘being siblings’ to me.

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aguero: so we’re engaged

eduan, looks at bam: you should’ve asked me first

bam: you’re not really my type though

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[endorsi babysitting]

khunbam’s kid: STOP! THAT’S DAD’S CLOTHES!

endorsi: this filthy thing?

kid: he was gonna wear that tonight and you ruined it.

endorsi: honey, it was already ruined when he bought it.

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khun: hey, i’m getting in the shower. wanna help me out?

bam: …have you never taken a shower before?

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rachel: i will kill bam

rak: one more word... and blue turtle, what are you going to do with her?

khun: something really terrible

rak: yes, no one dares to hunt our black turtle, only me