ke re haai e re hooo

I beg to differ thanks

[ke re haai e re hooo @khutsweo]

I’m scared it feels more like when they put you under for a procedure. One minute you’re counting down backwards from 10, and the next you cease to be

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

remembering i made plans when i was feeling extroverted

[ke re haai e re hooo @khutsweo]

All the people commenting here have never been to Rome. If you had, you would know this tweet is kak!

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

🚨🇮🇹 Meanwhile in Rome, Italy

Tourists now have to pay to see and get close to the famous Trevi Fountain for the first time ever….

Why?

Because undocumented African Men continued to persist in bathing in it, taking coins off the fountain floor, and even defecating in it.

[ke re haai e re hooo @khutsweo]

Bullshit

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

🚨🇮🇹 Meanwhile in Rome, Italy

Tourists now have to pay to see and get close to the famous Trevi Fountain for the first time ever….

Why?

Because undocumented African Men continued to persist in bathing in it, taking coins off the fountain floor, and even defecating in it.

[ke re haai e re hooo @khutsweo]

He’s balding and you guys are tugging on his fragile follicles

[Cleverly 💐 @Cleverlydey4u]

Some people are just too good with their skills…. watch how this guy did KingRuddy of P-Square’s hair.

[Deelulu @yappadoodledee]

Cause wdym this is AI??? 😳

[ke re haai e re hooo @khutsweo]

@z88621 I think we sort of are, but it depends so much on household

[ke re haai e re hooo @khutsweo]

Ai have some questions

[Village Guluva @VillageGuluva]

Simple, and stop spending the whole day at the salon.

[ke re haai e re hooo @khutsweo]

What did you invest in?

[Abike @Abike__001]

I’ve been loyal to this small provision shop for 4 straight month,no other place o,just them.
I kept going there,building loyalty. One day I decided to test the woman, pretended I was broke and asked for small Indomie, milk, Milo, biscuits (~₦7k worth) till month end on credit.
The next thing,this woman point hand show me 'No Credit Today' sign.😂

She no even consider the number of months I’ve been patronizing her, with all my investments. E no pain me sha

[ke re haai e re hooo @khutsweo]

I won’t say too much, but I hope this makes a lot of Nigerians at home wake up

[Beno SarkCess @_benopaonyx1]

The Namibians have dropped a diss song/anthem for Nigerians 🤣

[Chris @citehchris]

at some point in life you reach an age where you start hearing celebrities names and have no idea who they are and it just continues to happen for the rest of your life

[Renè The Leader ❤ @Rene_noire]

A man who’s looking for a full house wife would love her. I suspect one or three of them is already in her dm. 🤣

[Pamilerin Adegoke @Pamilerin]

Parents who are blessed with well-behaved kids often assume that those with stúbborn kids don't know how to raise their kids.

[ke re haai e re hooo @khutsweo]

«Sympathy bun» and «revealed» was extremely mischievous

[Red Media @RedMedia_us]

Glambot Director, Cole Walliser is notably absent at the 2026 #GRAMMYs red carpet after facing backlash for being rude to a potential client whom he assumed was poor.

Although he apologised with a sympathy bun and revealed he is half Chinese.

[ke re haai e re hooo @khutsweo]

Who sent him?

[SABC News @SABCNews]

Minister of Sports, Arts and Culture, Gayton McKenzie, says calls to boycott the Fédération Internationale de Football Association (FIFA) Soccer World Cup in the United States of America (USA), later this year, are not logical. https://t.co/j5jKFqGsh7

[ꕤ kaeden ꕤ @wandasitcoms]

y'all really believe the wives of all these awful men are innocent bystanders who had no idea?

[ke re haai e re hooo @khutsweo]

Minus the coffee and cigs, but add a staple diet of breakfast cereal to the vodka

[Clare @Clarabell045788]

I hate when fitness influencers are in their early 20s. Listen I was skinny and hot when I was 21 too. My diet was vodka, noodles, coffee and cigarettes. My workout was walking to parties in 5inch heels. You don’t impress me. Come back when you’re 50.

[JOSHUA @JJExclusive1]

Why did you think anyone would think this place is White House in Washington ?

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

It’s actually super easy when you are a heterosexual woman with a healthy level of self worth and a vibrant social life

[ke re haai e re hooo @khutsweo]

TLDR: Occupied nations occupy nations

[HealthRanger @HealthRanger]

ANALYSIS: It seems very clear now that Trump has lost control of his administration, and the DOJ is answering to Netanyahu who ordered the release of this latest batch of Epstein files – with Trump’s name NOT redacted – in making good on a blackmail threat being delivered when Trump recently refused to order the all-out military attack on Iran. But there’s more: Israeli-linked financial terrorists also likely engineered today’s selloffs of gold, silver and stocks, delivering a message to Trump: “Either do what we say, or we will crash your economy and destroy your presidency.”

Trump’s own DOJ has clearly turned against him, which means Pam Bondi is functioning exactly as Israel needs: The enforcer of Netanyahu’s will against America’s interests, forcing Trump’s hand to sacrifice U.S. military assets (and probably U.S. soldiers) in Israel’s bloodlust attempt to destroy Iran. Trump himself essentially admitted all this in a Truth Social post from July 16, 2025: “They created the Epstein Files, just like they created the FAKE Hillary Clinton/Christopher Steele Dossier that they used on me, and now my so-called 'friends' are playing right into their hands.”

Bottom line? Trump has lost control. Netanyahu is running America, the DOJ, the FBI and the entire Trump administration. Every single element of the federal government is now aimed at Trump with an assortment of threats to unleash mass chaos (economic, civil, geopolitical, etc.) unless Trump does Netanyahu’s bidding. What we saw today was just the “lashing out” of Israeli intelligence, flexing their control over information and financial markets, to send Trump a final warning message: Either wage full-scale war with Iran, or we’ll destroy your president and the U.S. economy with it.

In a way, it’s even worse than exploding pagers. But it’s the same mindset.

If Trump attacks Iran full force, Israel will make sure financial markets surge again next week, restoring the illusion of “wealth” and protecting Trump’s presidency (which is of course strongly tied to perceptions of economic strength).

If Trump refuses to attack Iran, then they’ll remove him from power with another round of damning document dumps (real, fake or otherwise) and install the next person in line (Vance?) who’s willing to be more obedient.

America is an occupied nation. The people we elect aren’t in charge at all.