kay, of socials.

comment section menace | go-getter currently gasping for air | former onyeoma cy, current obia-akpor chairman | this is my circus… | alumnus @UniversityofBen

[kay, of socials. @khxyleb]

I know I’m gonna be a star cos I don’t have any atom of starstuck in me.

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

£20m for a player with about 20 professional games.

Be rest assured, Brighton scouts are not children in this game, they know what they saw.

Chelsea will surely pay.

[Nungua Cardi B 💕 @ellyserwaaa]

The whole of Africa on Thursday for Mexico vs South Africa 😂😂

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Hey Tim- go fuck yourself you sick and sad little vile man. Who harmed you so deeply that you feel it necessary to spew such hateful garbage. When does it stop. This irrational hatred- for people you’ve never met, simply because you don’t like the politics of their parents. Say whatever you want about me I can handle it. I’ve been dealing with douche bags like you for years. But leave President Obama’s children out of it. They are truly extraordinary people. That have more grace and intelligence than you could possibly imagine. Aim at me and leave innocent people out of your hateful mouth.

[Herish Sadi @herishsadi]

The moment that made us all cry today, Zadok telling his (unaware) father about him signing for @OfficialBHAFC @AIKfotboll

[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

Chai! tears streaming down his cheeks. He knows his life and that of the family will never remain the same again. Ein papa no even understand wetin de happen.

Zadok all of Nigeria is rooting for you, straight into our FPLs, arguments, banter & conversations. You’re here to stay.

[kay, of socials. @khxyleb]

@Kelechigraphixs @netflix You don keel me. 😭😭

[Netflix @netflix]

Emma Myers as Pip Fitz-Amobi

[Africa Facts Zone @AfricaFactsZone]

1,092 Nigerians living in South Africa have registered to leave the country through a voluntary repatriation program.

[Zoba @Czooba]

Patrice Evra has more Premier League titles than Arsenal football club btw

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

5 days to go...

Cristiano Ronaldo is the first and only man to score at 5️⃣ editions of the #FIFAWorldCup 😤

[superdad @udysznx]

as you dey reason say e suppose don better pass like this, remember say e fit worst pass like this.

be grateful always.

[Ski @unkn0wnski]

i want my siblings to be successful

from my mouth to the ears of the fucking universe!

[Schrödinger @OgheneEse7]

Bruh, Itel power bank Dey blow my mind. This shit charged my phone from 18% to 86% over the night while it was just 1% charged. 💔😭

[97🧊 @VRT97]

Governor go post with a $100k watch while their state has zero hospitals with 24/7 electricity. But fools go dey talk, ‘You expect make he wear G-Shock?’

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

if bandits fit enter army camp, shey na nysc camp dem no go enter??

[- @uche_xxi]

the best.
una go just dey flow state😂

[Folabi 👑🌊 @thefolabi]

Heard my British colleague say he had dinner at 2pm that’s when i realised the English they teach in Nigerian schools no be am

[Eric Lécuyer @eric_lecuyer_]

J'ai été obligée de m’allumer une clope chez IKEA pour qu'ils me foutent dehors...
Je n’arrivais pas à trouver la sortie.

[B/R Football @brfootball]

There will be four pairs of siblings at this year’s World Cup representing different nations 🌍

[Kobe Boujee @kobe_boujee88]

This is going to be the day the whole Africa continent will go against one of our own and get a pass