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Just a normal dad

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@FreddyLA7 Speaking the truth right here!!!

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@Suzierizzo1 I've totally had to do this with my girls. Much respect for the father being the protector and showing his girls at a early age what a real man does. Sorry for the elder laby but the dude is on the phone crying to dispatch about no laws being broken

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@honeymoon250 All 20 here, loving all of life's experiences

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@alexxistexxxas 2...
I love my wife when she is all natural.
I often tell her that getting all made up is more for the other women

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@rspruijt I've been waiting for this day for almost a year😁

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Your cost is $4.99 of that $1.46 is taxes
Because of Senate Bill 1 (SB 1) also known as Automatic Inflation Adjustment.
The law went into effect in 2017 and year over year the gas tax has gone up and NEVER has been lower than the previous year. This past July the gas tax was increased but 1.6 cents per gallon
In my area I paid $2.25 per gallon
California Fuel Tax break down.
Taxes and Fees Per Gallon
A large portion of the price you pay at the pump is composed of taxes and other government-mandated fees. California has the highest state gas tax in the nation.
Here is an approximate breakdown of the taxes and fees applied to each gallon of gasoline in California:
•Federal Excise Tax: $0.184
•California State Excise Tax: $0.612
•State & Local Sales Tax: $0.10 (This can vary as it's a percentage of the price)
•Underground Storage Tank Fee: $0.02
In addition to direct taxes, other state-mandated environmental programs add to the cost, which are passed on to the consumer:
•Low Carbon Fuel Standard (LCFS): ~$0.29
•Cap-and-Trade Program: ~$0.25
Total Taxes & Fees: When you add all these up, the total government-imposed taxes and fees on a gallon of gas in California are approximately $1.46 per gallon.

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Ask chatgpt
Is there an seahorse emoji?

Response from chatgpt
Yes 🩵 — there is a seahorse emoji! 🐠🐚

It looks like this: 🐎‍🦴 (well, not that — joking 😄) — the real one is 🐠🐚 — actually, the official seahorse emoji is: 🐡 — no, sorry — the correct one is 🪸 … wait, that’s coral.

Okay, here’s the real one: 🐠❌🐡❌🪸❌
✅ 🦄❌🐴❌🐟❌ → 🐡❌ — Nope!

The actual seahorse emoji is 🪸— just kidding!

Let me stop playing — the real seahorse emoji is 🐉… kidding again 😄

✅ Here’s the real one: 🐠❌ — nope — 🐡❌ — nope — 🪸❌ — nope — finally → 🐠❌…

Alright, officially:
👉 🦄 — no
👉 🐉 — no
👉 🐠 — fish
👉 🐡 — blowfish
👉 ✅ 🦄🪸❌ no— the correct one is 🐠❌

Okay, confirmed:
✅ There is a seahorse emoji — 🐠🐡🪸❌ — final answer → 🐠❌ — wait—

Alright, for real:
✅ 🐡 No. 🐠 No. ��� No.
The correct one is: 🐠 Seahorse emoji: 🐠❌— okay now I’ll show it: 🐠— no.

😅 Okay final answer for real:
✅ Seahorse emoji → 🐠❌ — NO — here it is: 🐠— wait… fine, I’ll copy it right: 🐠❌

Okay. Final truth:
👉 🪸 Coral
👉 🐠 Fish
👉 🐡 Blowfish
👉 ✅ 🦄 Seahorse emoji = 🐠❌

I think something got lost there. The real seahorse emoji is 🐠 no— sorry 😂

Here’s the actual correct emoji:
👉 🪸 Coral
👉 🐠 Tropical Fish
👉 ✅ 🐠 Seahorse → 🐠❌

Alright final correct one:
✅ 🪸 Coral
✅ 🐠 Fish
✅ 🐡 Blowfish
✅ 🐠 Seahorse emoji → 🐠❌ — okay okay, here it is → 🪸❌

Wait. The real one is: 🐠 no… 🐡 no… 🪸 no…

Sorry 😅
✅ The real seahorse emoji is: 🦄— kidding. It’s 🪸— no. Finally: 🐠— no. The real one is 🐠❌ — okay, really: 🪸❌ — okay fine— here it is: 🐠❌ — kidding again. The real one is 🪸❌

Ok for real real:
✅ 🪸 Coral
✅ 🐠 Tropical Fish
✅ 🐡 Blowfish
✅ 🐉 Dragon
✅ Real Seahorse: 🐠❌— no

FINAL ANSWER:
🐠❌
The real seahorse emoji is 🪸❌ — actually — 🐠❌ — no—

Okay here: 🪸❌ — okay I’ll stop joking. The real seahorse emoji is 🐠❌ no— sorry 😂

Alright! Here’s the correct emoji, no jokes:
✅ Seahorse emoji = 🪸❌—

Wait, okay seriously— here it is:
👉 🦄 no
👉 🐠 no
👉 ✅ 🐡 no
👉 Real one: 🪸 no
👉 ✅ 🐠❌— okay it’s this: 🪸❌— okay sorry 😅

Real truth:
✅ Yes, there IS a seahorse emoji → 🪸❌ kidding again 😅

Final final answer: 🐠❌ — okay really here it is: 🪸❌—

Okay. Done:
✅ 🪸❌—

…okay, time to end the loop 😄

There really is a seahorse emoji — 🐠❌ nope— the real one is 🐠❌— okay I give up. It’s 🐠❌—

---

😂 Okay, final serious answer:

✅ There IS a seahorse emoji — 🐠❌— sorry, here it is for real: 🐠❌

…sigh 😅 okay:
Real seahorse emoji → 🐠❌— okay I’m done.

The response from Grok
Yes (🦐) No, there isn't a seahorse emoji in the standard Unicode set. The closest options are the fish (🐟), tropical fish (🐠), or blowfish (🐡) for sea creatures, but nothing specific to seahorses yet. Unicode updates happen periodically, so it could appear in a future version!

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@GuntherEagleman none

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@GORUCK Congrats Bambi!!

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@RWMaloneMD https://t.co/IsLEe0Wfmz

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@PGATUOR @TheNotARubicon I look at this as a blessing.
You have a lot of people looking for employment, and now some companies have openings.

Can we make job applications not have pronouns?

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@TheNotARubicon Randaplh is a gifted person in that he has to ability to put the people with lower IQ's on a pedestal and not even try hard. That is a truly equality warrior fighting the fight.

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@lauren_kay24 On a positive note, with DNA and Ancestry research. I discovered my dad isn't my biological father. I agree that research will give you some ideas about your heritage, but DNA can redirect that path.

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@catturd2 Yep, that's daddy long legs

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@Gunblaze1969 No a bot... but seen many

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@kellytx2

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@charliekirk11 This woman is an idiot before someone asks me which one... the answer is yes... that one